I'm sure you won't be the slightest bit surprised to know that Diddy is nursing his broken heart with tall, leggy blondes. After confirming his split with long-time baby mama, Kim Porter, last week, Diddy is consoling himself with parties. The rapper headed down to Baltimore this weekend, to host his "All White Diddy Affair," where a spy said he kept an unidentified blonde by his side. "They were friendly," the onlooker told PEOPLE. "He seemed happy, very pleasant, and very carefree," says another partygoer. "He was dancing. And so was the girl with the blonde hair - she was dancing [in front of him]. She was enjoying herself too."
I'm sure Diddy was "enjoying" himself, as his flaxen-haired dancer was said to be wearing a sparkly silver minidress and stilettos. Well, that sounds like a good time for him. I mean, what else is he going to do? Should he have to stay home and, I don't know, take care of all his kids or something? Don't be silly.