"Scarlett Johannson goes to clubs and no one cares about it, but if Lindsay goes to a club, it is world news!"
-- Dina Lohan, to E! News, about the unfair media attention bestowed on her daughter.
Whatever, Dina. When Scarlett jumps into a car with random men to chase down her former assistant and the assistant's mother, then crashes said car, and is found with cocaine, her partying ways will be world news.