Guess what: You’re not the first person with this idea! State troopers and other police, undercover and otherwise, routinely patrol rest stops for shenanigans of all kinds -- public sex topping the list. You don’t want to get swept up in a dragnet.
Do it (now): Park behind an 18-wheeler, in an unlit corner of the rest stop, or behind the fast food restaurant. Making your quickie stop some time other than broad daylight also works in your favor. Putting your car’s “sunshield” up and draping your jackets from a crack in the windows ensures more privacy. For role-play foreplay, one of you could be The Grateful Hitchhiker or the Lonely Visitors Bureau Desk Attendant. Don’t head into the woods; that’s where teams of perverts gather.
Risk Factor: 5 (on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest chance of getting caught with your pants down)
Excerpted from The Joy of the Quickie: More Than 150 Ways to Do It Now!, by Kate Stevens. Copyright 2011 by F + W Media, Inc.