Everyone is talking about how Paris Hilton has changed so much after three weeks in the pokey. That makes no sense to me. Because she didn't sleep on high thread count sheets she's suddenly going to become a nice person? It just sounds like such a load of crap. People don't change overnight. And someone like Paris -- who is basically a spoiled brat -- needs a lot more than sharing a toilet with a cellmate to set her on the right path.
But what do you think? Do you think the party animal is suddenly going to become Hollywood's biggest humanitarian? That she's going to stop clubbing? Or maneating? Or stabbing her "friends" in the back? Or making sex tapes while talking on the phone? If you've lived life at all, you know that there are some people out there who can't change. Try as they might, they soon fall back into their old ways. And I think that's where la Hilton will be. But I'm a cynical bitch, so tell me what you think.