Dr. Phil's Son to Marry Playmate
That's it ‑- I'm breaking up with Dr. Phil. Ever since I was first introduced to the cute little baldy by Oprah a few years ago, I've been following his advice like gospel: "Awareness without action is worthless!" "Failure is no accident!" "If you want more, you have to require more from yourself!" He's been my guru! But it's all over now because I just read that his son is engaged to a Playmate! And not just any old sleazy Playmate ‑- Erica Dahm, one of the Dahm triplets, who rubs up against her sisters nude in calendars, videos and probably at Sunday Mass. Gag! Dr. Phil is a man who lectures everyone, picking apart their lives and telling them to strive for greater things, but he can't even work his "magic" under his own roof? I've had it ‑- I'm switching back to Oprah.
