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From a man bedazzling a heart on his inner thigh to an assessment of one guy's dating capabilities, don't miss these must-reads from around the web.
We Heart Genitals
Everyone needs a relaxing spa day -- even men -- to sip a brewski, enjoy a massage… and get their, um, penis bedazzled? It (seriously!) happened: Follow Buzzfeed for one guy's 'pe-jazzle' adventure. Too invasive for your guy? You could always learn how to knit a sock for his member instead on The Frisky.
Happily Never After
Do you find yourself always going out with the same type of guy? Tall, handsome, dimpled -- and emotionally unavailable with a wondering eye? There may be an underlying emotion poisoning your dating decisions. Fear not -- The Luxury Spot can help you break this vicious cycle.
Rate My Date
And we thought keeping a dating spreadsheet was strange. HowAboutWe reports about a guy who gives his dates a review sheet to judge his performance based on the coif of his hair, his conversation topics and -- our personal favorite -- whether he picked up the bill. Is this cray-cray...or awesome? Check out the photocopy here.
Bad, Bad, Bad
Sex is such a tossup most of the time. Sometimes we force unprecedented animal instincts to endure sex, our insecurities kill the lust or the emotional dots just don't connect. Read all about agonizing, awful sex on the Thought Catalog, and then to test your skills -- take our quiz: Are you (really!) bad in bed?
Every date won't end on a good note, especially if the dude is a dud. But that doesn't mean it has to close with a bad, immature text either. See Gawker's photo collage of one dude's post-date message mishap…or passive-aggressive intention. Yet another reason to always practice safe text.