Photo Credit: Jessica Saia/Isla Murray/Ryan Raphael/Ledora Francis/Brian Blakley
"The Junior" Prom featuring neck hair
Jessica Saia/Isla Murray/Ryan Raphael/Ledora Francis/Brian BlakleyWe don’t know if it’s the featured neck hair that makes this one so upsetting or if it’s the moustache and goatee paired with it. Either way there’s a whole lot of hair happening on this guy’s head -- but we don’t totally hate it. Let's just hope his prom date doesn’t sport the same style.
The "Sass Bun" featuring baby's breath
Jessica Saia/Isla Murray/Ryan Raphael/Ledora Francis/Brian BlakleyThe Sass Bun is every bit as disturbing as it is fancy. The curled strands acting as makeshift bangs and the bunch on top kind of make this guy look like Pebbles from the Flintsones, if Pebbles could grow a moustache. As if the hairdo isn’t sassy enough, the face he makes as he presents his coif sure is.
The "Hippie Wedding" featuring a man beard
Jessica Saia/Isla Murray/Ryan Raphael/Ledora Francis/Brian BlakleyThe hippie wedding is everything you’d expect it to be. Honestly this man looks exactly like a few baristas we’ve seen around our neighborhood, so seeing this one in real life might not even turn that many heads. And braids are so in right now.
The "Mother of the Bride" featuring salt and pepper
Jessica Saia/Isla Murray/Ryan Raphael/Ledora Francis/Brian BlakleyThis do “puts a manly twist on matrimony” in a way that's comforting and yet so totally wrong. There's clearly some excellent craftsmanship going on with this style (hello, fabulous bump on top). Every one knows the most important part of a hairstyle is confidence, and this guy doesn’t lack it. So many feels about this one.
The "Mormon Prom" featuring modesty
Jessica Saia/Isla Murray/Ryan Raphael/Ledora Francis/Brian Blakley
The Mormon prom is “deceptively modest,” but we don’t think it’s deceptively anything (although it does kind of make us want to re-watch Big Love). This guy rocks the style so well he may want to consider incorporating it into his regular morning routine, provided he’s willing to wake up at the crack of dawn to put in the time.
Photo and content credit: Jessica Saia - Author, Isla Murray - Photographer, Ryan Raphael - Designer, Ledora Francis - Stylist, Brian Blakley - Stylist
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