Ick. Gross. Vomit. Puke. Blech.
Sorry -- that's a little something that comes out each time I read something about Dustin Diamond's sex tape.
Today's news, courtesy of The New York Daily News, is that the Saved By the Bell star may have used a body double in his sex video.
"I have reason to believe that is not Dustin's [manhood] in the movie," said David Hans Schmidt, who is the agent brokering the deal to sell the tape. "You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public."
Maybe that guy was defrauded, but the American public? Let’s be honest – none of the American public is going to watch that thing anyway. And now we may finally stop talking about it too.