Ignore those reports saying that Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan made nice. On Monday night, Paris walked up to Lindsay at Butter in NYC started shouting at her. One of the first things out of her mouth -- before a barrage of curse words -- was: "I can't believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!" Lindsay answered: "That's how you say hello? I don't need to respond to you." Then L-squared left. Lindsay's spokesperson confirmed the incident saying: "Paris tried to pick a fight with her and started screaming at her, but Lindsay took the high road."
David Lynch Yells "Cut" on His Month-Long Marriage
Here's another one for the record books... Director David Lynch has filed for divorce after one month of marriage. He married Mary Sweeney on May 10, 2006 and they separated just one month later. Why bother? They have a 14-year-old son named Riley Sweeney Lynch.
Jerry Lewis Ailing
Comic legend Jerry Lewis is down for the count. He suffered a mild heart attack on Sunday.
Eminem Totes Gun for New Flick
Eminem is set to star in a movie remake of Have Gun -- Will Travel. Pretty funny considering this is the cat who pistol whipped a dude for talking to his then-girlfriend (now ex-ex wife) Kim.
Daryl Hannah Busted
For the last three weeks, Daryl Hannah has been sitting in a tree in a peaceful protest to save a 14-acre fruit and veggie garden from demolition. Yesterday she was arrested and taken to an L.A. jail. This is all well and good -- I'm all about having a cause... but I just keep wondering where she went to the bathroom the last three weeks.
Nick & Vanessa Go From AC to Mexico
After hanging in Atlantic City last weekend, Nick Lachey and his on-again gal pal Vanessa Minnillo are now canoodling in Cabo. PerezHilton has the pics.