If your name was called this morning at the Emmy nominations and all you're going to say is something vanilla like, "It's such an honor to be nominated," well, I have a tip for you -- NOBODY CARES!
Instead, I'd like to bring you the reactions from the stars who were able to think up something a little bit more original (and amusing!).
Sally Field, nominated for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: "As Brothers and Sisters enters its fourth season it still is and always will be a great honor to be nominated. The only hard part is finding a dress...and a date."
Neil Patrick Harris, nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series: "I love being in the mix again this year, but am absolutely over the moon about HIMYM's Best Comedy Series nomination. The only multicamera show in the mix! This kind of recognition is huge for us. Just huge. It should be quite the night. Being asked to host the show -- terrific. Getting a third nomination -- fantastic. Having the ability to scribble my name in the envelope backstage when no one is looking -- priceless."
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, nominated Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series: "I am truly delighted to be nominated, and I'm really looking forward to kicking Tina Fey's ass."
Oh, Julia. I love you so much I may just dance like Elaine if you win.