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Dear Britney, This morning I found yet another photo of you flashing your crotch. This is the third time in one week. Listen: I don't want to see your privates. I don't want to see your bum either -- whether it's fabulous or flabby. No interest. You know, I was excited after you ditched K-Fed... but I've lost my enthusiasm when I realized you ditched wearing panties too. Your need to show the world you have a va-jay-jay is embarassing! We know you have one -- you had two kids in the last year for pete's sake. So cover it up – or at least wear panties with skirts. Did your mother not teach you anything? Speaking of mothers, you're a mother now. Yes, I'm totally serious. So why don't you try to act like a mom for a minute or two. As in, maybe stay home one night a week instead of this excessive partying where you're looking cross-eyed and can barely stand. It's embarrassing. Actually, this whole display is more embarrassing than your horrible decision to marry K-Fed... and that's saying a lot. Cheers! Suzy