Sorry, pretty French model, who says she had a steamy affair with Eva Longoria's husband, Tony Parker. You must be lying, because Tony is "nothing short of the perfect husband." Riiiiight. Eva and Tony are rushing to deny rumors that anything is wrong in their marriage, despite the new allegations that Tony was sleeping with Alexandra Paressant, only two months after the basketball player and the Desperate Housewives star married. Tony told People.com, "I love my wife. She's the best thing in my life, and I have never been happier." Followed by Eva adding, "Tony has been nothing short of the perfect husband." Uh-huh.
Look, I'm all for believing in love and what-not but, usually, where there's smoke there's fire. And those denials seem a little too perfectly packaged for me. Sorry, Tony. Don't believe ya.