What's on Tap This Week

This Week's TV To Do List:

Warning: Monday Night Football premieres tonight. So since your boyfriend/husband/significant other is going to be ignoring you every Monday night from now until December, let the boys over on FOX’s hit Prison Break keep you warm. (But if you want to learn more about football, check out our sister blogger Betsy Berns' The Female Fan and find out everything you need to keep up). Don’t forget to come back Tuesday for Lindsey’s episode recap. She’s got a bad case of Prison Break-itis and wants to spread it around.

Season Premiere: Dancing With The Stars. Dancing and a completely bald Joey “I’m no longer Joseph” Lawrence. Whoa. What more is there to say?

ABC Special Preview: Men In Trees. Anne Heche plays a relationship expert who just realized she knows nothing about relationships. Hmmm, a relationship expert who’s not reallllly an expert, never seen that one before. I became a big Anne Heche fan when she and Dr. Brown fell in love on Everwood. SIDE BAR: How great was Everwood? That show tugged at all my heartstrings. I was so sad when it was cancelled. Okay, back to Men in Trees, so Anne goes to Alaska where the male to female ratio is 10:1 to learn about men. I’m going to watch this show because I could use a little help in that department as well.

Debut: Meredith Viera’s countdown clock has clicked it’s last second. Watch Mer make her debut on The Today Show. I’m really looking forward to watching her because I think she’s smart, funny and just a solid successful woman who doesn’t feel like she has to act silly to be liked by her audience. That being said if she sucks it, I’m totally going to make fun of her.

Season Premiere: Survivor: Cook Islands

Lots of controversy about how the tribes will be divided up by race which is completely overshadowing the more important issue: Is Jeff Probst the poster child for staying out of the sun or what? Is it me or has he aged 20 years in the past six? Don’t be afraid of slapping on a little Neutrogena SPF 30, Jeff.

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