Did that headline make you laugh? It made me laugh -- but that's what Fergie said -- I swear.
In the new issue of Blender, the lady of the Black Eyed Peas says that everywhere she goes somebody brings up the fact that she had a little accident while performing on stage. "I was late, so I didn't go to the restroom before I went onstage," Fergie explained. "It was horrible, but, whatever. It happened. It's like there's one or two things the public knows about every famous person," she says. "With me, everyone knows I wet my pants onstage and had a crystal-meth addiction. That sucks. You have to laugh."
I definitely have to laugh -- and I will. The other thing we all know about Fergie is that she's lucky enough to go to bed every night with Las Vegas looker Josh Duhamel. "We're practically married, anyway," she says of why she's in no rush for a ring. "I'm madly in love with him. He understands how to treat a woman and give me respect." Sure, rub it in. You may have Josh, Fergielicious, but at least we make it to the bathroom. Right, girls? That's what I keep telling myself anyway.