Do you have a good joke??
The three lil pigs went out to dinner.
The waiter came to their table and asked them what they'd like to drink. The first ordered a Coke, the second lil piggy ordered Ice Tea, and the third said "I'll have a water."
So, they waiter brings their drinks and takes their dinner orders. The first lil piggy orders a salad. The second asks for pasta. and the third lil piggy says "I'll have a water."
Well, they enjoy their meals, and as the server is clearing the table, he asks if they'd like dessert. They do. The first orders a yummy hot fudge sunday, and the second a piece of hot apple pie. The third orders a water.
Finally, their meal is complete and the waiter brings the check. As they're leaving, he asks the third little piggy what the deal is. Why did he only order Water all night?
and the third lil piggy says...
"Well, SomeONE has to go wee wee wee all the way home!!"