The Pick of Fury Logic

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Registered: 08-10-2005
The Pick of Fury Logic
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Mon, 01-18-2010 - 3:25pm

I saw this a a book on the self-improvement shelf at the bookstore to look at the book and read the sayings is pretty funny, so I thought you might like a good laugh and maybe a few words of wisdom today!!!!


Be yourself. Nobody is qualified.


These are my principles and if you don't like them...well I have other.


I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me, and brings me back.


At the end of the money, I always have some month left.


If you can keep your head on when all about are losing theirs-- its quite possible you haven't grasped the situation.


Would you like to speak to the man in charge or the woman who know what's happening?


Woman like silent -- they think they're listening.


Out of estrogen. Next moodswing: 2 minutes


You're young once. That's all society can stand


Prince, having had sufficient experience with princess, seeks frog.


If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.


As you get older, your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.


Forget health, I'm at an age where I need all the preservatives I can get.


Stay in bed--its safer.


I live in my own little world. But it's okay--they know me here.


Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.


I would be unstoppable. If I could just get started.


If you don't agree with me, it means...you haven't been listening.


You'll always be my best friend....you know too much.


Your secrets are safe with me...and all my friends.


You can't stay young forever. But you can be immature for the rest of your life.


Gone crazy. Back soon.



 

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Registered: 04-27-2009
Mon, 01-18-2010 - 9:38pm

Thanks Rita... I had a bit of a giggle with these. How true is this one !! LOL.


If there's no chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.




 

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Registered: 08-10-2005
Tue, 01-19-2010 - 6:00pm

I feel the same way. LOL!!!!