Where would you bury your treasure if you had some?
Probably somewhere out in the wooded field on the east side of my house.
I've been watching The Client List and Riley (Jennifer Love Hewitt) has The Client List (little black book) which, as the name insinuates, is the list of people who get "special" treatment or "happy endings" after their massage at "The Rub of Sugar Land," (the name of that place just cracks me up because I'm sure most of you know that my sister lives in Sugar Land, TX where this massage salon is supposedly located).
Not everyone who goes there gets the "happy ending," only the people who are on The Client List do. So, there is legitimate massages going on there and also the super-secret massages going on there.
Anyway.... Riley is in charge of The Client List and she has to hide it so nobody gets their hand on it and she drives out in the middle of the night to a property her mother owns and buries it there which got me thinking where I would bury something like that (or a treasure!) if I needed to.
I would probably make a cubby in the basement. Either dig up the concrete and make it underground or add a concrete wall to hide it behind.