The Twelve Days of Xmas with RA

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The Twelve Days of Xmas with RA
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Sun, 12-23-2012 - 8:51pm

The Twelve Days of Christmas with Rheumatoid Disease (RD)

On the first day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
No cartilage in two bad knees.

On the second day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the third day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Seven docs befuddled,
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Eight tendons cramping,
Seven docs befuddled,
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Nine bills for paying,
Eight tendons cramping,
Seven docs befuddled,
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the tenth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Ten joints a-clicking,
Nine bills for paying,
Eight tendons cramping,
Seven docs befuddled,
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Eleven pills to swallow,
Ten joints a-clicking,
Nine bills for paying,
Eight tendons cramping,
Seven docs befuddled,
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my RD gave to me
Twelve warriors helping,
Eleven pills to swallow,
Ten joints a-clicking,
Nine bills for paying,
Eight tendons cramping,
Seven docs befuddled,
Six treatments failing,
Five side effects,
Four heating pads,
Three fake cures,
Two curling toes,
And no cartilage in two bad knees!

Molly
Arthritis Central

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Registered: 10-22-2001
Sun, 12-23-2012 - 10:00pm

Molly, I love this...lol...;)

~hugs~

Lorie

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Nightangel
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Registered: 08-16-2001
Thu, 12-27-2012 - 2:52pm
Thanks, Lorie! It made me laugh. Hope you had the merriest of Christmases and a happy, HEALTHY New Year!

Molly
Arthritis Central

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