Something to laugh at.

I just thought I would give you something to brighten your day.

The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

If life gives you lemons, make orange juice out of them and make people wonder how you did that.