dyk And for my "take that" parenting move of the week, I shall offer my beautiful, hungry children a luscious, diverse buffet for dinner... of all the snacks, crackers, food, crumbs and drinks they have left in my van over the last two weeks despite my asking them politely to please bring any leftovers out each time we exit the vehicle.
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dyk DYING
dyk my cousin just sent an email about a housewarming (3rd house she's "bought" with the 3rd man she's NOT married to in the past 10 years)
dyk and there are 5 items -- one is a $750 SHED, a $100 blender and then it says and I am NOT lying:
Instead of gifts, we'd like $ or Lowe's gift cards to help with the purchase of the remainder of items we want.
Jennifer
Jennifer
Jennifer
dyk pssst....it's erotica
dyk you know, all willy-nilly
dyk hahahahaha
dyk so, I went from being 3 years behind, to 3 months behind, to 3 weeks behind (dropping her ADHD meds) to just 36 hours off but already anticipating
dyk I will never get "ahead of this" with her -- but I can match it step for step
dyk you cannot out crazy me. I am too creative. HA!
dyk dinner was served
dyk the kids were speechless
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