DYK April Showers........

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DYK April Showers........
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Sun, 04-01-2012 - 9:29am

DYK Guess I will start the April thread ?

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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 3:05pm
dyk OMG I am DYING OVER HERE

dyk DYING

dyk my cousin just sent an email about a housewarming (3rd house she's "bought" with the 3rd man she's NOT married to in the past 10 years)

dyk and there are 5 items -- one is a $750 SHED, a $100 blender and then it says and I am NOT lying:

Instead of gifts, we'd like $ or Lowe's gift cards to help with the purchase of the remainder of items we want.

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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 3:13pm
DYK they were making the "mom" rounds on our spring break trip

Jennifer


 


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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 3:13pm
DYK I think I'm in line behind 2 or 3 people for the first book

Jennifer


 


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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 3:24pm
DYK and someone is reading it....there are 187 people in line ahead of me at the library!

Jennifer


 


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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 4:22pm
jenniemadsen wrote:
dyk what's with this series and why do you have to read it discreetly?

dyk how have you been reading your OTHER books? :-)

dyk pssst....it's erotica

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Registered: 05-04-2003
Thu, 04-19-2012 - 6:48pm
dyk well, I just leave my erotica lying all over the house

dyk you know, all willy-nilly

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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 6:49pm
dyk and then I read it aloud to the kids at bedtime

dyk hahahahaha

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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 6:50pm
dyk Abi's manic episode is starting 36 hours ahead of what I thought it would based on our previous charts

dyk so, I went from being 3 years behind, to 3 months behind, to 3 weeks behind (dropping her ADHD meds) to just 36 hours off but already anticipating

dyk I will never get "ahead of this" with her -- but I can match it step for step

dyk you cannot out crazy me. I am too creative. HA!

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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 6:55pm
dyk And for my "take that" parenting move of the week, I shall offer my beautiful, hungry children a luscious, diverse buffet for dinner... of all the snacks, crackers, food, crumbs and drinks they have left in my van over the last two weeks despite my asking them politely to please bring any leftovers out each time we exit the vehicle.

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Thu, 04-19-2012 - 6:55pm

dyk dinner was served

dyk the kids were speechless

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