Today's Humor

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Today's Humor
Sat, 01-12-2013 - 1:27pm

A woman and her husband, an accountant, both suffered from occasional bouts of insomnia. One night she suggested they try a technique she'd read about to encourage relaxation.

Lying with their eyes closed, she described a relaxing scene: "We're in a beautiful, oceanside bungalow on a tropical island. A gentle breeze is coming through the French doors that lead to our private ocean path."

Her husband's quiet voice interrupted her, "How much is this vacation costing us?">


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Registered: 01-21-2011
Mon, 01-14-2013 - 12:14am

hahahaha  thats a guy for you.