Ways to Tell If You're Stuck in the 80's

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Ways to Tell If You're Stuck in the 80's
Fri, 02-10-2012 - 9:18pm

You relax by putting on your legwarmers and dancing to the "Flashdance" soundtrack.
You're still bitter that Wham! broke up.
You still resent your parents for not installing a dumb-waiter in you house like Webster's.
You wonder why more people don't wear high heels, Jordache jeans and lacy white ankle socks.
You call all motorcycle cops "Ponch."
You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion.
You can sing the theme song to Small Wonder.
You write your congressman asking him to introduce a bill to make "Born in the USA" the national anthem.
Someone mentions Jennifer Beals and you don't say "Who?"
You know whose number is 867-5309.
You still watch things on Beta.
You saw the New Kids on the Block when they were Tiffany's opening act.
You keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge.