I'm losing my grip...it's too much / by sylvia kronstadt
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|Tue, 09-17-2013 - 4:50pm|
Going Down, Please
"You will make a wonderful secretary," my junior high school guidance counselor told me, after we all took standardized vocational aptitude tests in the mid-1960s. "Your clerical speed and accuracy are the best we've ever recorded. Plus: You're a smart dresser."
I was incredulous. My plan had been to become the Paris-based correspondent for NBC's Huntley-Brinkley newscast. I was both furious and hurt. Oddly enough, the thought that maybe I could become an elevator operator at a local department store called "The Paris" lifted my spirits. Up and down, in and out, back and forth -- it seemed suited to my psychic swings, which had already become a foreboding aspect of my character. "Going down, please," I practiced, aiming at a modulated resonance. I'd have to be a real Renaissance elevator operator though -- I was raised that way. I could unsettle my captive audience by reciting disturbing literary passages -- from Poe, for example. Pits, you guys! Pendulums!
I always thought that if Poe were alive, maybe the two of us could shack up. In a menage, with Salvador Dali. We'd live in a spooky mansion, and we'd play out our bizarenesses together like it was jazz improvisation. Cool! And we'd love each other for what we were, ain't that right Edgar? Evermore!
But it was Nevermore, never at all, never a moment of true safety or joy for the skinny girl with the clerical speed. My alienation seemed to be inborn, along with the clenched stomach and trembling hands. Underneath the blonde hair and melancholy visage and elevator dreams, I was a wary, raw-boned Steppenwolf, with no steppes in sight, no wolves, just a suburban existence in a drab, claustrophobic town. My eyes were red all the time, and they still are.
As the expectations and glorious promises of life unfolded a bit more each day, I swung between panic and virtual catatonia. I didn't get it. I didn't want it. It was a chemical thing, maybe? I didn't even like the sunshine. It seemed artificial to me -- a cynical device to make us think everything was fine. I don't take kindly to being manipulated.
I was under water. I was numb. "I feel like I'm dreaming, Mama," I said repeatedly during my childhood. "Where is the universe? Where does it end? What is forever?" God, the confusion tore me up. It tore my mother up, too. She didn't like being reminded of these conundrums.
Everything seemed unreal, except for a thing called mortality, which had still not been fully explained to me (because I was "tender," to use my southern Grandma's term), but was haunting me anyway. Whatever it was, it somehow seemed to render whatever lay between here and there utterly pointless.
‘HONEY, I ADVISE AGAINST IT’
Tender or not, I got an unredacted, life-altering introduction to the mortification of the flesh when the father of my best friend gave me what I wanted for my 13th birthday: an invitation to watch him perform thoracic surgery.
My own Daddy said, "Honey, I advise against it."
But I just had to find out what the big secret was that is hidden -- like some twisted form of false modesty -- beneath our skin. As if it's none of our business! I sensed that it was perilous territory, but I had to know, and I certainly wasn't getting much enlightenment from the dry, tidy, pink-and-blue illustrations in my encyclopedia. (A Catholic neighbor accused me of "scrupulosity," which sounded to me like a compliment. "It's not, I assure you," he said. "You need to watch your step.")
I was a child who had always been afraid of new places and new people. I didn't dare swim, skate, ski or even get onto a bike. But when I gaped down into that ominous swamp of a clamped-open chest cavity, I saw what it was that I really feared.
BLOOD AND GORE, AND SO MUCH MORE
What I confronted that day is commonly referred to as the abyss, but I had the misfortune of seeing it not merely as a dark pit, or an existential vision of vast meaningless, but rather as a horrific welter of blood and shuddering yellow organs; of a gurgling, wheezing, echoing sort of sigh; of shredded tissues and flaccid glands.
The assistants kept pulling blood-soaked towels out of the patient's chest and throwing them against the wall. The "surgical theater" was spattered with blood like we were the Manson family -- I swear to god. This was in the Sixties, so maybe it's more civilized today. Or maybe it's even more barbaric -- everything else is.
It was all dripping quite loudly inside his body, like in the subterranean mazes people sloshed through in oldtime horror movies.
The delicate and the monstrous coexisted in total apathy, as uncaring as the jungle. One wrong poke and the guy would drown in himself. He'd be dead meat. His meat already looked pretty dead to me. Ready for the marinade.
Like Freud confronted with the topic of oblivion, I fainted. Crash! (The Buddha was protected by his father, the king, from these realities until he was in his mid-30s. He freaked out, too.)
KEEP YOUR DISTANCE
The staff pretended to think it was kind of cute and funny that I had taken one look into "the heart of darkness," and promptly plunged into unconsciousness. But they also knew, I believe, that if they were really to look -- in the open, defenseless way I had -- they would be on the floor right along with me.
In one morning, I became an atheist, a nihilist and a vegetarian. I stopped listening to "Blood, Sweat and Tears." There was just too much juice involved.
I have regarded my body as meat ever since, just one step away from putrefied "food for worms."
I always wanted so much not to be sickening, but now I realize it's part of the package, even before you die. You're a stinking mess under that rosy, well-hydrated epidermis -- even if you're a Victoria's Secret model. Even if you're one of our nation's noble fighting men, whose guts come spilling out so readily and malodorously. It's disheartening. Why even bother with cologne -- it's such a feeble, self-deluding gesture. When I smell cologne, it just makes me sad.
Given my graceless entrance into the world, my inability to cope normally with this "wonderful life" isn't surprising. I slopped into being, bearing a message of shell-shocked foreboding, a look that said, "We're in for it, people." The nurse said, euphemistically, "What an expressive face!" What she meant was that it's not typical to see such a stunned, freaked-out inconsolability in a brand new baby, even though leaving the womb must be kind of a bittersweet experience for everyone. An envoy from purgatory I was, slimed up and bloody, foreshadowing the dramatic flair (the shrinks call it hysteria) that I would bring to all my performances.
Everyone looked away -- at the floor, out the window, checking their watches -- until I was wrapped up and swept, with panicky speed, out of the delivery room. I truly believe that at some level they knew it wasn't I who was defective. My outrage at being born reminded them of a Truth that they're usually able to repress. Nothing about this amorphous, stinging jellyfish of a thing called Life makes sense. It is simply busywork. You're put on a treadmill, and then, when your timer goes off, you're thrown right into the maggots' dining area.
I AM NOT CRAZY
Can we agree that the Earth is dominated by suffering, corruption and catastrophe? The universe has no compassion whatsoever. It is worse than cruel: It's just not interested. The whole setup is flawed, to put it mildly, from the word go, and it's only getting worse. It's doomed, we're doomed. Why deny it?
To say that I realized this the moment I was born is absurd, of course. But I believe I sensed the basics even before that, having emerged from the womb of a beautiful woman who had been sad and terrified most of her life. I had been floating around in her warm, wet pain for quite some time. Osmosis occurred.
My infancy was devoted almost entirely to vomiting, which in retrospect seems like an appropriate response to the reality I had entered. I have been nauseated most of the time ever since.
(UPDATE, August 2013: A new study conducted at Vanderbilt University indicates that forty percent of children who have functional abdominal pain go on to experience anxiety disorders and depression into adolescence and adulthood, compared with 16 percent of those who had never had these stomachaches.)
When I read a half-century after I was born that the gut is now regarded as our "second brain" -- as an actual "nervous system" -- it was for me a great affirmation of the doubled-over shit I'd been feeling all my life. My enteric nervous system is more attuned to me than my mind is. I have always sensed that.
Learning to say "Mama" had a disastrous effect: It set in motion a stutter that I've never overcome, which is why I'm writing this, instead of putting it on YouTube. Mamamamamama.....don't get me started, you'll be here all day.
THAT GIRL: A STARRING ROLE IN THE BIG CITY
For decades, I lived a lie -- the lie of a satisfying, even glamorous and exciting -- life. I have to admit that I did it well (and indeed, I was a "smart dresser.") Ultimately, it exhausted me. Each day, I had to compose my face into a tableau vivant that reflected warmth, openness, good humor, joie de vivre. This was an excruciating exercise, which required considerable muscle retraining. I guess I did OK, though. I was often, incredibly, accused of being "serene." I was compared more than once to one of Botticelli's placid maidens.
It tore me apart, even more than I realized at the time, to yank myself into those girdles each day: the lacy black one and the psychic one. In retrospect, I am amazed that I had the strength and motivation to forge ahead, into the New York whirlwind. I guess at that young age -- early twenties -- I hadn't begun to consider the alternatives.
The imperative to perform turned my days into "It's showtime!" (remember Bob Fosse's autobiographical movie "All That Jazz"?). I got more than my share of applause, but being on stage, and getting my lines right, seemed as meaningless as everything else. It didn't register.
GUILTY OF FRAUD AND DECEPTIVE PACKAGING
It didn't register, because I was a fraud, and I have been for most of my life. Making myself up -- in order to fit in, to function, even to go on -- was devastating to my health and my integrity. There was the constant fear that I would be "found out" -- that the real me would be discovered: ugly, crazy and inept. I remembered reading about light-skinned black people who tried to "pass" as white, and I thought they must walk around with this same sense of foreboding in their stomachs. The only way I could have been authentic is if I had been institutionalized in a place that lets crazy people be crazy. That was a consideration, until something happened to me that made me vow never to be confined again -- never again to be under anyone else's power.
I was held captive for five days in Paris (what a coincidence), and raped repeatedly in every conceivable way, and beaten (bloodied face, broken teeth, shattered eardrums) and whipped (with a doubled, studded belt that cracked vertebra and left me with permanent scar tissue from my mid-back to my knees), and forced to take all sorts of pills with cognac, and to pose for terrible pictures (he made me smile). It made me feel -- even more than I already did -- like meat: florid, oozing, stinking meat, which I literally had become. Whatever little hidden compartment of myself that had ever been hopeful or self-respecting was slaughtered. I was destroyed.
He said I belonged to him now, and that I would never be freed -- that I would be "turned out" and prostituted. He had rented a room, he told me, in the Left Bank sector of the city. He would bring men up from the street, and they could do anything they wanted to me. "Your ass will be my meal ticket," he said in French.
I believed him. It seemed hopeless. No one in the world knew where I was (my parents assumed I was still in London doing research).
SEE ME, FEEL ME, TOUCH ME, HEAL ME
Millions of people have recovered, with beautiful humanity, from far worse than what I went through. They are resilient. I am not. On some level, I guess I believed (without ever having consciously realized it) that deep inside me I had a wellspring of courage and dignity that would manifest itself if it were ever really needed.
I did not. I had nothing. I was nothing. After the guy smashed my head into the wall the first time, I was on my knees, pleading for mercy, willing to do anything he told me to, no matter how degrading.
I closed up shop in that aspect of life, never to open again. I am dead down there, except for the fissure in my lower bowel, which still rips open and bleeds every few months, 45 years after I was rammed and rammed and rammed, until I felt certain it was going to kill me. If it didn't, I assumed he would use some other means, when my body ceased to provide him with any pleasure or profit. To let me go seemed like a crazy risk, but he did.
He must have known that the Parisian police were a bunch of lazy pricks, who would blame me for being stupid enough to travel alone, at such a young age, staying in cheap hotels.
I HAVE NOTHING, NOTHING, NOTHING...IF I DON'T HAVE ME
Alcohol was my salvation. It enabled me to continue living my "normal life" for about 10 more years. It can be a magical medicine, until it becomes a poison. The best work and the greatest friendships of my life would never have happened without its comforting yet energizing influence.
Then, it turned on me, as addictions are wont to do, and both my work and my friendships fell apart. There were drunken episodes that live on in urban folklore. I was getting crazier by the minute. The aisles were cleared. The authorities were notified. The hospital said, "No, you are not free to go." I did go, though. Never underestimate the influence of a well-connected lawyer. I got out, and headed straight for the liquor store. That'll teach 'em!
I think I was about 40 when I gave up entirely, on everything. No more gardening, baking or window-washing, no partying or shopping. No holidays or rock concerts. No paying for insurance, registrations, property taxes, screw it. No books (no concentration). No travel. No movies or restaurants. No answer the phone (no friends, no family)! Finis! Farewell! Seacrest out.
The word "homebound" had always given me an irrational chill. It seemed unsavory. It had a dank smell to it. When I was urged to visit the homebound as a child, I chose to knit winter hats for poor children instead, even though knitting is way too girly for me. I was afraid of being trapped by homebound ladies, and caressed by their bony yellow fingers, and made to breathe their overheated, urinous air. I had nothing to say to those clingy, doddering remnants of humanity, with their spittle and bleary eyes. What could they possibly have to say that would interest me?
(I have never been more wrong about anything in my life. I learned to adore old ladies, homebound or not, and old men, long before I became one myself. I love talking and listening to them, and holding them, or brushing their hair. They are -- I hate this expression -- a "national treasure." )
I have been homebound for years, not primarily by physical infirmities but rather by an overwhelming aversion to walking out the door. It's been "an endless stream/of cigarettes and magazines." My tree-shrouded fortress of a home is sealed tight, triple-locked, and surrounded by a 10-foot-tall fence. Nobody gets in.
For a few years, I managed -- with increasing difficulty -- to venture out to buy groceries at a store one block away. Day after day, even as I ran out of necessities, I found an excuse to put it off and stay at home, invisible. When I finally made my way up there -- walking in a teetering, old-lady way, despite my ability to jog quite masterfully -- and entered the store, I felt an immediate panic every time. I wanted to flee. The visual overload was dizzying. Everything was everywhere. I swallowed hard, over and over again, to push down the rising nausea.
Didn't anyone else feel agitated by the glare? Didn't it seem that all the categories kept getting changed around from week to week, as if to keep us wandering around in utter confusion? It was Kafkaesque! I needed soy sauce, where was the soy sauce, why is this store so big? It was like a fun houses or a Fellini movie. Perspiration beaded on my upper lip.
WAVES OF TERROR ON AISLE TEN
I was shaky and felt close to blacking out. I realized that my heavy breathing was attracting attention. Sorry! I only had about three things on my list, plus a bunch of fresh produce, but I had to keep taking the list out and peering at it, because I couldn't remember from one moment to the next what I was there for: coffee, oatmeal, brown rice.
My heart was beating fast, and I was hot. My skin was splotchy red. I had to get out of there.
I stopped going. I was embarrassing myself. One day, I just fell over, without warning, next to the dairy section. No one came to help me. I lay there for a moment, weak and aching, as people walked past. I got up with great difficulty. I was glad that I hadn't created a big scene, with everyone rushing to my aid (which did happen when I was younger), but I was shaken to realize that I had evolved so far out of the mainstream that no one even stopped and said, "Are you all right? Can I help you?"
Even though I have become an outcast, I am incredibly fortunate, relative to so many others. I have a home (a priceless possession), and I can afford to buy the few things I need.
But what I want can't be bought. What I want I have never had, and never will.
HOW TO BECOME A DERELICT IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME
Gradually, and without realizing it (or caring) -- I have become a derelict. My hair and teeth are a mess. I haven't tweezed or shaved in years. My clothes, which I never wear anyway, are pathetic.
I need a mammogram, a pelvic exam, a colonoscopy, an eye exam, a neurologic and an orthopedic assessment, physical therapy and lots of dental work.
It's not going to happen. I can't do it. Most of the time, I don't even care. When I do care, I still can't do it. I am not going anywhere. I am in "voluntary isolation," like a very responsible person who has a terminal disease and pre-emptively removes herself from others who might be vulnerable.
THE SANITARY GIRL REMAINS PURE AS A PEARL
This self-imposed isolation is fresh, clean and beautiful, not because I particularly want it to be -- in fact, it seems entirely unbefitting of my wretchedness -- but because I can't help it. Some aspects of your upbringing stubbornly persist, no matter what.
In my case, they are: Clorox, Lysol, art and color coordination. I display my copy of "Final Exit," with its blue cover (and worthless content) in my Blue Room. Etcetera. It's a compulsion. But my living quarters are very pretty as a result. Nate Berkus would exclaim, "You're fabulous!"
Being homebound makes me feel cozy. Coziness is very important to me (thus the wardrobe that consists almost entirely of long, soft men's bathrobes). It is also important because I am invisible. This cozy invisibility means that my sickness, my weirdness, my inappropriateness, my unpredictability, my bitterness and sorrow, my terror and guilt, can be private. That helps with the shame and embarrassment. It did for a while, anyway.
By the time I pulled up the drawbridge and put up the KEEP OUT sign, I had faked everything for so long, and bound and gagged what was authentic for so long, that something caustic formed in me and began eroding the rose-splashed fabric of my fictional self. Leakage ensued. What a catastrophe. What a mess, dear people. I really must apologize. I was, and still am, so broken.
Once the real me began oozing out, I realized there was no stopping it. I was absolutely helpless. Pretty soon, a whole lot of it was out, and the word had gotten around ("ignore her") ("avert your eyes, and step away purposefully"), and it had become a nerve-wracking humiliation simply to go to the grocery store. I blurted things at innocent bystanders without even realizing that a remark was forming in my brain. It's like Tourette's; honestly, I never knew what I was going to say next. Or when I was going to burst into tears.
CLEARING AWAY THE INFESTED BARK
Surely you can understand that this was untenable, and that I had to disappear. It was my way of "giving back to the community." Kind of like chopping down the diseased tree that was the public me, hauling it away and ridding the environment of all the frantic shit that impales my brain all day, surely doing damage to the collective unconscious.
I am a maniac hag, a tortured, twisted wreck of a human being (Why even say human? Just a being. "Being and Nothingness.") There is no one who can hold me and honestly say, "You have value." No one understands, and, ironically, I understand that.
Or is it possible that you do understand? Are you one of those people who feels that you don't quite belong anywhere, and that you never have? That there is something fundamentally damaged (or at least different) about you that makes it impossible for you to connect normally with people? Does the mundane repetition of daily life leave you cold, paralyzed, virtually panicked (that you have to do it AGAIN today? and then tomorrow?) Is the predictability of everything, even (and especially) the "news" BORING YOU TO DEATH? Is your life a nightmare? Mine is!
I'm repeating myself, right? Or maybe I'm just not structuring my sentiments in an "elegant" and orderly way, to use my old editor's perspective. I'm sorry this is such a mess. If you had any idea how much booze has poured through my brain, and how much carbon monoxide, from 35 years of smoking, you'd give me some slack.
If you knew how many tens of thousands of narcotics and sedatives and uppers and neuropsychopharmacological agents had saturated my poor, blameless mind over the years, you might forgive my intellect for being a bit tremulous at times, especially when I've had a bunch of pills -- like just now, I chugged some Clonazepam, simply to defuse my urge to grab a wire brush from the garage and shred my skin into a bloody nirvana of simple, straightforward sensation (as contrasted with the twisted, inscrutable sensations in my psyche).
Chronic mood disorders kill neurons. So does stress. Shock treatments mess up your cognitive function too, as well as your pride, if you have any. I don't understand how I can be even minimally coherent anymore. Some people would say I'm lucky. But maybe this is just one more way I'm being punished: My consciousness is flourishing when unconsciousness has been my life's fondest wish.
Let's please get one thing straight: I don't feel sorry for myself. I hate myself.
I HAVE A SCREAM
Despite the superficial peace of my solitude, in my disinfected, artsy fortress -- which did calm me down for a while -- I to report that I'm cracking up.
I wake up in a frenzied, nonspecific panic, horrified that another morning is here. I am engulfed in rage, seared and breathless, before I even get out of bed. It's madness! I am grief-stricken, sobbing in the shower over Daddy and kitty. I feel that I must do violence, I must have some drama, I want flashing lights and paramedics with hairy arms. I am agitated. What can I claw? I fantasize about hurling myself backward down the stairs or head-first off the balcony. I fantasize about making "terroristic threats" against the government. I want to be Tasered. I want to be relentlessly interrogated, preferably in shackles. I would demolish the bastards, and I need to demolish some bastards in order to release this venom, bile, acid, whatever, that is making me want to tear my face off.
How odd that such passivity and such aggression can coexist in the same Elderly Girl.
GOING DOWN, PLEASE
Wow: I'm going down fast. I've been saying that for so long, how can I still be up here, with all of you decent, normal people, living your good-natured and worthwhile lives, looking forward to things and being brave and organized and compassionate? I don't know! Maybe not much longer! I'll miss your happy faces. I've been watching you from my turret all these years, and I feel great affection for y'all.
I have wanted to die since about 1988. Is it ironic -- or does it make sense -- that someone who has an inordinate fear of death should become suicidal? It's like: Let's just get it over with! The suspense is killing me!
Also: Is it ironic -- or hypocritical -- that when I read about a suicide, I think it is the saddest thing in the world, and I wish so deeply that I could have been there to put my arms around the person and persuade him or her not to do it? Messed up brain circuitry, right?
I have what I need to do the deed: a treasured stash in a velvet-lined cedar box. God, that lovingly curated death enabler has been a comfort to me, giving me the prerogative, each day, to proceed with life or not. While I had coffee and listened to NPR, I held my hand over it for guidance, as if it were a Ouija board. Everyone should have that choice. I believe FDA-approved suicide kits should be available without prescription to anyone over 30. I wouldn't mind if they made us have a counseling session first, like some states do before an abortion. That doesn't seem unreasonable.
But I've had plenty of time to think it all through. For years, during my thirties, moments of ambivalence stopped me -- feelings of radiance and gratitude -- because I love a lot of things on Earth, such as music and clouds.
At this point, the things I love are vastly outweighed by the things that torture me.
What's stopping me now is cowardice. Read the message boards! Overdosing isn't as easy as the celebrities make it seem. People make a horrible mess of it. Seriously: You'll just waste some great drugs, puke your guts out, and still be alive, possibly with brain damage, unless you do your due diligence to get it right. It is such a hassle and and an embarrassment to fuck it up. From then on, people will be keeping an eye on you -- what an annoyance. Worse yet, they'll think you just did it as a "cry for help," that you weren't serious, which is so insulting I refuse even to address it. I'm not crying for help! I am just plain crying, sobbing so hard that it turns into screaming. Ask the neighbors!
Please don't judge those who yearn to die. They are not your inferiors in any way. People who condemn suicide are as moronic as those who romanticize it. It is a choice -- a valid one -- and a matter of personal autonomy. It's nobody's business.
JUST HAVE ONE SLICE
Cutting yourself open might seem straightforward enough as a suicidal genre, and I know a couple of people who've pulled it off, but what if it takes so long to bleed to death that you change your mind in the middle of the whole thing, and then you can't stop it? I can't face that. Shit -- let's not even discuss it....I can feel myself draining already. I don't want to lie back and watch myself die.
I want it to be like general anesthesia. First you're there, then you're gone. It's beautiful.
I never understood why anyone would use a gun, but I had come to believe it was actually less scary than pills. Now that I've done some reading on it, I'm afraid I'd manage to screw that up, too, and still be alive, with gooey brain tissue all over the wall and my eyes popping with hysterical regret. I'd still be depressed, but I'd be stupid as well. (My compulsion to research everything really cramps my style. "Just say YES, and do it, you stupid little bitch!" Nancy Reagan would say.)
When I first heard the term “suicide by cop,” I was shocked that anyone would choose this way to die. I have finally come to find it appealing -- the idea of being “blown away.” Isn't that a heavenly expression -- like you're transformed into a mist. I like the violence of it, for some reason (catharsis?), but (much to my surprise) I have begun to imagine all those bullets as feeling beautiful -- sort of like acupuncture, except that the pain relief would be permanent. I visualize myself in ecstasy as I go down.
I have been advised by certain ever-encouraging email correspondents to jump off a building or bridge. It's a refreshing prospect, to fly like that through the air, but the splat intimidates me.
BROCCOLI AND MANGO BEFORE MY LAST TANGO
Here's yet another silly angle to all of this: Despite my interminable (make up your mind! or stop yakking about it!) suicidality, I am a model of healthy living, treating my body as a shrine and a quite rewarding sculptural project.
I can't help it, any more than I can resist the Lysol and Clorox. I was programmed very skillfully by my upbringing to value health and to pursue it in in a very conscious and scrupulous fashion. A baked sweet potato in one hand, a Glock revolver in the other. I ought to be on SNL.
In spite of everything, I still value beauty and intelligence. I bring both, in my opinion, anyway, to the care of my body.
I have been a vegetarian for many decades. I eat the most exquisite, nutrient-packed foods imaginable: brightly colored vegetables and tropical fruits, brown rice and beans, tofu and ancient whole grains. As I chew and swallow them mindfully, I visualize the vitamins and minerals, the antioxidants and enzymes, enlivening the mysterious metabolic processes that sparkle in my internal universe. I am so averse to eating anything but these foods -- not even a bite of pizza or cheesecake -- that it has been characterized as an eating disorder.
I don't agree. Disorders create anxiety or are disruptive. They are maladaptive behaviors. My health regimen is very adaptive. It is about the only thing I have that brings an aesthetic and moral dimension to my life.
I have a compulsion to kill my body, but until I do, I want it to be managed wisely. I'm a success, in this one little way. I did my research, drafted a plan, and stuck to it. Please don't roll your eyes at me for feeling good about that.
RUNNING ON EMPTINESS
I'm also jogging my brains out every day -- as I have been since the early '80s -- and lifting weights. WHY? If I am so hopeless and exhausted? HOW? Because it is magic. I have a killer body. That's a big-time exaggeration, but I'm making quite a bit of this up, so just take it in that spirit.
I don't do life modeling for art classes anymore, since I don't leave my house. But they want me so much, throughout the region -- because of my rippling, striated muscles and my graceful, sometimes disturbing poses (influenced by both ballet training and existential angst) -- that they accept enlarged photographs instead. I never show my face, of course.
Since -- despite my depression -- I am apparently able to summon such dedication and discipline, why did I choose to focus on my body? It seems like my priorities are questionable, even to me. Surely there are much more meaningful ways to expend your energies. But somehow, my physical health became my oeuvre, my life's work. Stupid, but better than nothing.
I am not vain about my body, but I do find its malleability to be entertaining.
At the age of 64, I am stronger than I have ever been. You would be taken aback by my muscle mass. You might even scoff, "How tasteless! It's unnatural!"
It's not unnatural -- it's just uncommon. In a person as weak and paralyzed as I, it is helpful to have some kind of strength, even though it is superficial and not particularly useful.
For years, I've had this scenario in my head: It's nighttime, and these young guys at the crematorium wheel in my covered body to slide it into the oven. "She offed herself," one of them says. They remove the plastic sheeting to reveal the most mind-blowing female physique they have ever seen. They are taken aback. They are sad and shaken. They say, "Man, what a waste. That is totally messed up." Maybe there would even be a tear or two involved. It comforts me a bit to think that someone would feel bad for me, even if it's just because of my delts and quads.
Anyway, I'm looking for alternatives to cremation. Air pollution. That's a big deal to me.
There are some very interesting new options to the oven and the grave, described about halfway down this rather long post on the funeral industry, "Dead Man's Party:" (http://kronstantinople.blogspot.com/2011/05/for-memorial-day-its-dead-mans-party.html)