TICKLE-ME-TUESDAY! Know any funnies? :D

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-13-2001
TICKLE-ME-TUESDAY! Know any funnies? :D
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Tue, 01-31-2012 - 12:12am

 

 

Community Leader
Registered: 04-18-2003
Tue, 01-31-2012 - 12:32pm

Roses are red,

violets are blue

I'm PMSing

put away those damn flowers,

give me chocolate and I'll love you true!

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She who hot flashes controls the thermostat.

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A feminist is someone who thinks a woman

Gail

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-13-2001
Tue, 01-31-2012 - 4:50pm
LOL, Gail! In our house, "She who hot flashes, controls the woodstove." -- but it's basically the same. ;)

 

 

Community Leader
Registered: 04-18-2003
Tue, 01-31-2012 - 6:26pm

You have a woodstove?

Gail

iVillage Member
Registered: 07-13-2001
Wed, 02-01-2012 - 12:10am
LOL, Gail! I don't suppose you'd be willing to put in a call to the Mounties for me, would you?

;) - Karen

 

 

Community Leader
Registered: 04-18-2003
Wed, 02-01-2012 - 11:45am

LOL!

Gail