God's view of cats (or maybe...
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God's view of cats (or maybe...
| Thu, 03-31-2005 - 11:02am |
Cats' view of God
-On the first day of creation God created the cat.
-On the second day God created man to serve the cat.
-On the third day God created all the animals of earth to
serve as potential food for the cat.
-On the fourth day God created honest toil so man could
labour for the good of the cat.
-On the fifth day God created the sparkle ball so the cat
might or might not play with it.
-On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep
the cat healthy and man broke.
-On the seventh day God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
the litterbox.
Katz

That's funny. Especially I was just about to go to bed last night, when I realized I hadn't scooped the litterbox in 2.5 weeks. Guilt pushed me back down stairs to scoop. I am a baaad kitty mom...who now needs to buy more cat litter.
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Katz
ROFL It does seem really true!
Michelle
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