God's view of cats (or maybe...

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God's view of cats (or maybe...
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Thu, 03-31-2005 - 11:02am

Cats' view of God

-On the first day of creation God created the cat.

-On the second day God created man to serve the cat.

-On the third day God created all the animals of earth to
        serve as potential food for the cat.

-On the fourth day God created honest toil so man could
        labour for the good of the cat.

-On the fifth day God created the sparkle ball so the cat
        might or might not play with it.

-On the sixth day God created veterinary science to keep
       the cat healthy and man broke.

-On the seventh day God tried to rest, but he had to scoop
       the litterbox.

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Thu, 03-31-2005 - 12:05pm
LOL, that's cute.


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Thu, 03-31-2005 - 3:30pm

That's funny. Especially I was just about to go to bed last night, when I realized I hadn't scooped the litterbox in 2.5 weeks. Guilt pushed me back down stairs to scoop. I am a baaad kitty mom...who now needs to buy more cat litter.

** Noelle

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Thu, 03-31-2005 - 3:44pm
LOL!!!


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Fri, 04-01-2005 - 6:50am
How cute! And appropriate!


 


 

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Fri, 04-01-2005 - 7:19am
2.5 weeks?!! Holy sh*t! (Literally.) Get hoppin', girl. LOL
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Tue, 04-05-2005 - 12:04pm

ROFL It does seem really true!

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Tue, 04-05-2005 - 12:08pm
There you are! I haven't seen you in a while.
Katz

 

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