Thoughts On Cats

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Tue, 09-14-2004 - 11:43pm

Thoughts On Cats


"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
- Dave Platt


"Never try to out-stubborn a cat."
- Lazarus Long,


"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a cat."
- Franklin P. Jones


"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Anonymous


"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous


"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to
pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez


"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- English proverb


"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley


"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and
get back to you later." - Mary Bly


"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject
to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who
suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch


"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They
are all owned by cats." - Anonymous


"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life:
music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer


"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
- Missy Dizick


"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any
harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch


"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him
sometimes."


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Anne
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Wed, 09-15-2004 - 9:12am
Those are cute!!