I would rather .........................

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I would rather .........................
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Sun, 02-13-2005 - 1:16am

I would rather 'frolick with sharks' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'gain 50 pounds' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'live with my mother again' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'be tied to a chair & be forced to watch every movie made by Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'marry Bin Larden, after all his attention is spread a bit thin among the other wives & his hobby of blowing things up' than go back to the ex.

I would rather 'date Satan, he's sure to have a better temper' than go back to my ex.

You get the drift? What about you guys?

Love Katie Bear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Registered: 02-08-2005
Sun, 02-13-2005 - 9:56am

Mine is kinda like the old saying....."I'd rather eat dirt than......".

5yrssm 
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Registered: 11-12-2003
Mon, 02-14-2005 - 2:03pm

I would rather:


Take a puck in the head - helmet or no it still hurts like a....


Go back to my old job


Relive my ER visit from 2001


Live in Anarctica


Than go back with the X.

CL-Blueliner4

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Registered: 12-15-2003
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 12:49am

I would rather eat glass than go back with my ex.

I would rather have all 3 shoulder surgeries in 18 months again than go back with my ex.

I would rather go to my 20 year high school reunion than go back with my ex.

I would rather have another 2 week long migraine that NO meds would help than go back with my ex.

I'm sure there's more, but it's late.... and my 14 month old DS was up for several hours last night. He's got croup, an ear infection and RSV, poor little guy.

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 10:01am

Hmmm, THIS should be fun!

I would rather ... sleep alone EVERY nite than listen to the snoring & farting. Or be smushed while he hugged me in his sleep. These last few months he would practically lie all his 273# 1/2 on top of me in his sleep & then get ticked off i "wasnt affectionate" when i elbowed him off!

I would rather ... go to every function & wedding, single, than worry that he will either say something totally innapropriate & embaraas me, or get so drunk that i am mortified.

I would rather ... buy NEW WOODEN SPOONS EVERY DAY ... than hand wash them ... hehehe (if you dont get it, he reprimanded me almost daily on putting the 10 cent wooden spoon in the dishwasher - he would say "Who put these in the dishwasher?" & i would reply "Well, i only see 2 adults here & if YOU didnt do it, i bet you can deduce who did")

I would rather ... eat glass b4 having sex with him again - its been MANY months anyway, but the most LOVELY memory i have is a year 1/2 ago he came home & i didnt realize how drunk he was - he had to get up in the MIDDLE OF SEX, to vomit in the bathroom ... now THAT was nice.

I would rather ... stay up all nite with a sick kid than - well, i shouldnt say anything here b/c he WAS great when she was sick. He was the 1st to hold her, get covered in vomit & not care, if she needed her Daddy. He would sleep with her or stay up with her all nite. Ok, i will give him THAT one! lol

I would rather SKIP all the rest of the holidays in my life ... then deal with the STRESS leading up to them, of his moods, of the inevitable fighting in the car on the way, of the drinking &/or emrabssement at my familys when he chastised me (this last Xmas it was all about how i hadnt changed my oil in my new car, he went on & on about how i was overdue & didnt know how to take care of anything or deserve a new car - my father & brother were furious & kept trying to change the subject)... Of course, NOW i worry about maybe not being able to have Ave all the holidays ... will cross that bridge when i come to it.

I would rather cut way back on expenses ... than work my butt off w/ him working 15 hours a week, & calling me a "B****" b/c i wont co-sign a 10K loan so he can get a boat.

I would rather pick up more hours at work ... than have to be angry everyday that he takes advantage of my & how hard i work to provide for our family.

I woudl rather load the dishwasher 50 times a day .... then do it twice a week, pissed off, b/c the dishes were piled up while HE sat at home & i finally HAD to do it.

Oh, i could go on & on ...

R~

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 10:07am
Oh! Poor baby! Hope he is better soon! R~

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 10:12am

Wait! I have 2 more! lol

I woudl rather eat plain cheese pizza the rest of my life ... than have to deal with the ORDEAL of dealing w/ us coming to a decision on what kind to get. I only like cheese, or mushroom, or pineapple. He couldnt GET that i just didnt LIKE sausage, peppers, etc. So i woudl always say "You get what you want on 1/2, & i will get what i want on 1/2". He woudl always say "NO! Thats stupid. As usual, just get what YOU want". I gave up that argument LONG ago. If he wanted to be a martyr, fine.

And, i would rather watch every rental movie alone ... than ALWAYS hear, after he gave me NO suggesstions on what to get "Well, thats a stupid one. Why would i like that movie? Cant you ever do anything right?"

OH OH OH! & ICE CREAM! Lordy Lordy, I am on a roll! lol He is SO picky, no matter what i got , it was wrong. Last episode, he sent me to the convenience store for coffee ice cream. He said "Only get Ben & Jerrys or Haagen Daaz, only a good kind". Well, they didnt HAVE those brands in coffee, so i got the store brand. All hell broke loose. He fumed yelled ...

Good ridance i say! R~

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Registered: 11-12-2004
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 12:30pm

Oh yes, I have a good one:

I would rather kill those big, fat, hairy spiders myself than go back to him. It was the most useful thing he ever did.....

I would rather do all the yard work myself....oh wait, I always did do it myself....

I would rather move the furniture around the house by myself........oh, I always did that too by myself...

I would rather fix the water heater....oh, nope, did that too by myself

Well, what did he do all these years?

Cooking, cleaning, ironing, washing, fixing, moving..... nope, he didn't do those things...

I know....I would rather live on just my income alone than go back to him.....oh, dang, always did that too. He kept his own pay for himself.

Well, back to the spiders......

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Registered: 03-15-2004
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 12:33pm
Bahhhhaaaahaaa!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO You are so right! I could have written yours too! :) R~

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Tue, 02-15-2005 - 12:39pm
Hi Rich, this is a keeper, you are one funny lady, I am still smiling, thanks......Luv, Sherry
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Registered: 01-12-2001
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 12:45pm
Katie, you really did start something. The posts are all keepers........Luv, Sherry

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