I would rather .........................

iVillage Member
Registered: 01-16-2005
I would rather .........................
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Sun, 02-13-2005 - 1:16am

I would rather 'frolick with sharks' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'gain 50 pounds' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'live with my mother again' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'be tied to a chair & be forced to watch every movie made by Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen' than go back to my ex.

I would rather 'marry Bin Larden, after all his attention is spread a bit thin among the other wives & his hobby of blowing things up' than go back to the ex.

I would rather 'date Satan, he's sure to have a better temper' than go back to my ex.

You get the drift? What about you guys?

Love Katie Bear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Registered: 12-29-2004
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 2:39pm

I would rather jump into an erupting volcano than go back to my ex...

I would rather have all my teeth pulled than go back to my ex...

I would rather have another abdominal surgery than go back to my ex...

I would rather walk over hot coals barefoot than go back to my ex...

I think we are all on the same page, don't you?

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Registered: 01-16-2005
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 5:42pm

I knew I'd start something, As Mike Moore says its, like a good witch hunt, once you get one going it kinda takes care of itself. No matter how bleak things get we always have something to be grateful for.

I'd rather ..... have my tubes untied & give birth another 10 kids than have the X back. (and that would happen if the operation is reversed!)

I'd rather ...... eat eggs & baked beans for the rest of my life than have the X back. (We'd have to leave all the doors & windows open!)

I'd rather ..... wake up every morning to find there is no milk left for my first cup of coffee than have the X back. (It's my pet peeve)

I'd rather ..... have Irritable Bowel Syndrome again than go back to the X (which would come back if I did)

I'd rather ..... listen to the kids bicker all day than have the X back. God what am I saying? They do anyway.

Love Katie Bear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Registered: 01-12-2005
Tue, 02-15-2005 - 10:14pm

this is toooo funny
rlch sounds like your ex and mine were related

i would rather he throw baseballs and whatever else he could find at me all day than to go back to my ex

i'd rather go through 36 hours of labor puking all the way than go back to my ex

i'd rather do all the shovelng... oh wait i did that even pregnant

i'd rather go to every social event alone .. oh wait i did that when we were married

i'd rather take care of the mice in our house...oh wait that was me

i'd rather take care of our childrenn 24/7 with no help ...opps children were my
responsibility always

i'd rather be called a slut,bitch,whore than .. . oh wait that was him

hey i think we should make a book out of this and give the proceeds to a domestic abuse fund

what do you think??

-me

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Registered: 01-06-2005
Wed, 02-16-2005 - 1:15pm

I would rather...

1. Become a nude skydiver in Siberia

2. Listen to cheesy pop music for 40 days and 40 nights non-stop.

3. Volunteer myself as 'Guy Fawkes' on Bonfire Night

4. Sing in front of Simon Cowell (even though I can't sing..)

5. Walk on glass in my bare feet.

6. Date a man :()

7. Appear on every fly-on-the-wall documentary from now until I die

...before going back to my abuser.

:)

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Registered: 01-16-2005
Fri, 02-18-2005 - 9:49pm

I think it's a fantastic idea, who knows how to get in touch with Patricia Evens? She'd know how to pull it off.

Love Kaite Bear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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