It's Back.....Venom Vomit

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It's Back.....Venom Vomit
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Sun, 09-11-2005 - 5:28pm

Some of our Reggie's know about Our Venom Vomit.

5yrssm 

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Sun, 09-11-2005 - 5:53pm

I'll go ahead and get it started....



  1. You follow directions about as good as what a dog does...

  2. You need to grow some ovaries...

  3. You've always lived a sheltered life, I was thrown out of the house when I was 18 because I was too violent and was forced to live in my car....

  4. I might accidentally start drinking again...

  5. I might accidentally f*ck another chick...

  6. I might accidentally get drunk, slip and fall on top of some chick and my d*ck go inside her...

  7. You need to stop wearing makeup to work because you're trying to get men to look at you...

  8. Why are you wearing those high heeled boots, you're tall enough as it is.
5yrssm 
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Registered: 07-29-2005
Sun, 09-11-2005 - 11:41pm

He told me I was the worst lay he'd ever had (5 years ago after his affair with a coworker while I was pregnant with our son). More than anything else he's ever said to me, this one hurts the most.




Edited 9/11/2005 11:46 pm ET ET by joyfullzoo
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Mon, 09-12-2005 - 7:34pm

1. "If you can't do this for me, you are a selfish inconsiderate b*#&h and I don't need you"
2. "I have to trivialize the things you say to me because if I didn't, I'd just say you're a f&*^ing b^#%h and I never want to see you again"
3. "You are the absolute worst communicator I've ever met"
4. "You telling me that I mistreat you is no different than me calling you selfish"
5. "You are rat's a## crazy"
6. "Do you not know how to give?"
7. "You are a power-hungry control-freak feminist"
8. "I was talking with my friend about you, and he said he was surprised I was dating you because you're not very sexy"
9. "You are completely unsupportive of me and the things in my life"
10. "You are the least compassionate person I've ever met"
11. "You are dumb, mean, and selfish"

And my personal favorite...this is in response to my wanting to discuss the problems we'd been having (problems = his being abusive). Hear anger and sarcasm when you read it...

12. "I want to thank you for your timing. This is really the most convenient time for me. This really shows that you understand what I'm going through and are completely supportive. Thanks." What he was "going through" is his law school exams.

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Tue, 09-13-2005 - 1:19pm

1. Everyone at work is calling you an iceberg behind your back. Guess you have a reputation.(and to continue this thought) You are an iceberg. I could have any woman I want. They throw themselves at me. Why should I stay with YOU?
2. You are passive agressive and have psychological problems. (said because I got a restraining order)
3. You are a lying b*&#*h. (said because I claimed he hurt me)
4. I'm the best thing you will ever find, nobody else would put up with your bull s*&t.
5. I sacrificed my career for you. (his career as a casino security guard?)
6. I have an IQ of 140..(when I said I was not in compitition with him:)..you must be or else you wouldn't say that.
7. To continue number 6.: I am bordering on genius, you are only book learned and have no common sense.

Oh my, what have I given up? A cross between Brad Pit, Sigmund Freud, Bill Gates, and Einstein? Yeah, sure..... I could have fun with this one but think maybe the nastiness should stop here for tonight.

Anyway, a good night wish to everyone and sweet dreams.

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Tue, 09-13-2005 - 1:40pm
Oh, i will be back later to work on this one!

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Wed, 09-14-2005 - 1:51am

O.k. this is a great idea.
we are in quite time this days because DH is sick so he turned into a baby.
I spent some time shoping and trying to love myself again after hearing all the following... at least it wasn't all on one day...

DAH said,

1. I am not controling anyone, nobody wants to listen to me... (he wants to make sure everyone listens to him... that is not control...)
2. DAH is on a diet and as I was making a salad for him he said: when I'll get skinnie I will find somebody else that will be my life partner... (I stood up for my self and he said he is sorry but he does not lie very well)
3. he said: you want to know why you are just a secretary? go look in the mirror
4. you are snake that is why people don't want to come over.
5. when i'll need something I'll ask my friends for it and not you (he does not have any friends, just one that somehow puts up with him, even when i noticed that he abuses him too)
6. one day I won't come home and you will know that I spent the night with a @#$@$...
7. before going on vacation: I will probably regret going with you, I can't stand looking at you. (we went and we had a good time)
8. I can find someone if I want to but you... who will want you
9. when I'll find somebody else I will live you. (hard to do when you spend your time at the desk, watching TV, excersising by yourself and you are afraid to spend a penny, not to mention looking angry all the time)
10. when I tell him good morning his unswer (when he talks to me) is: what is good about it
11. when we were driving and I did not give him exact direction he called me barn animal, ignoramus and staff like that.
12. about my family: you are an ..... all you know is how to lie, cheat and still from other people.
13. The first thing you stoled from me is the house beacause most of it was bought with my parents money... (20 years ago and 3 children)

The list can go on and on, good thing I recognized it as what it is, plain verbal and emotional abuse... I feel better and I can listen to love songs and relate them to myself.

Love

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Wed, 09-14-2005 - 4:52pm

I just lost a 200 pd a**hole that was so mean to me.

Here we go:

You are evil
You do not know HOW to Love..
You do not know what love is
Prove your love to me with ACTIONS (gifts? ome to me, do as I say) or I will leave you
I am such a great guy (HA!)
You don't deserve me
I can do so much better than you
You are pissing me off B*tch
You are so selfish
I will ruin you, your reputation, your life (because I wanted to go to a networking event, without him!!!)
go find someone else, you probably did yesterday when you went to the movies

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Wed, 09-14-2005 - 9:30pm

Pardon me, this got loooooooooooooooooong. A collection of termites from the mind of Pinocchio:

Just try not to spend any money. (Hello, shopping for food and diapers?)

You should wash the dishes this way.

You really ought to cough this way.

Can you try not to make those noises when you throw up? It's really gross.

Just do it in this position anyway and it will stop hurting after a while.

When a married woman refuses sex, it’s like stealing.

I can’t STAND it when women’s thighs brush together when they walk!

It’s a woman’s responsibility to keep herself attractive for her husband.

So when are you going to lose that baby weight?

Some people are more equal than others (nasal laugh).

She raped me to get pregnant!

But you said it was safe! (No, I didn't.)

You’re not going to moan when you’re in labor, are you?

You embarrassed me with the way you acted when you were giving birth.

I could lose my house, not that YOU care.

I’ll make you a widow before I’ll be divorced.

I’ll take the kids away from you.

You want to hyphenate your name? That’s what lesbians do!

You’re resisting being fully married to me.

Are you self-medicating? (No, and it’s a miracle!)

How much have you had to drink? I don’t want you taking chances with my car.

Do you have a boyfriend yet? Have you met any potential dates at your writer’s group?

Maybe I’ll go to your group and meet these fine folks.

What are those people telling you?

I’m older than you. I have life experience. I was in the military. I went to Bible school. I have a very high IQ.

My friends do this, why shouldn’t you?

YOU won’t let me… (fill in the blank. It usually had something to do with making me feel like h-ll or breaking the law.)

Men don’t act like that in real life. (What, decent?)

And his favorite: AM I SUCH A TERRIBLE PERSON? To which I can finally say, “No, you’re worse.”

Ladies and gentlemen, we do not deserve this garbage. I hope we all come to the place where rejecting it becomes the knee-jerk response that accepting it once was. Take care of yourselves.

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Wed, 09-14-2005 - 9:41pm
I think we should make a book called Venom Vomit and get it published and watch it become a NY Times #1 best seller.
5yrssm 
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Registered: 11-12-2004
Wed, 09-14-2005 - 11:16pm

But hey, let's give the guys credit for their efforts (referring to the book)

Well slap my hand, I am being a little pill today.....

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