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Registered: 10-10-1998
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Thu, 11-08-2012 - 4:38pm

My ex husband asked me to be friends on facebook. That is almost as funny as when my dads gf asked me to be friends. Not sure what planet either of them are living on and why they think I would ever be friends with them. Feels good to laugh over it and not let it get to me!!

To funny. I did go peek at his facebook and he posted that he was dying (eyes rolling) and how much he misses his children and hopes he sees them before he dies but the end is close.( Hmm can I help that along any?) No way he will have contact with the children as long as I have any say in it. For those who don't know I am very lucky and it was his doing but he gave me sole custody and visitation that we have to agree on. Hmm don't agree on any he can take me to court and he won't win seeing as he is a registered sexual offender. And no I don't believe he is dying because he is good at telling people that. He told me that shortly after we moved to NY he had lung cancer and when I asked for a Drs note he changed his story.

He appears to think I was born yesterday!! A friend of mine who I have known for 25 years so knows him was to noisy and asked him why. He once again has lung cancer but this time he has good life insurance and will make sure we get t if I contact him. I will contact him when pigs fly!! When she mentioned proof the creep started bashing my oldest daughter. Yeap abusers never change ..............

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Registered: 02-28-2001
Thu, 11-08-2012 - 9:39pm

I saw this on George Takei's FB page, and I "edited" it just a tad...

When the abuser in your life tells you, "You'll never find anyone like me," reply with, "That's the point."

I don't know about you, but I got a good laugh out of it.  Thought your thread was a good place to put it.

Mama Harmony

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Registered: 10-10-1998
Fri, 11-09-2012 - 7:21am

it is very fitting!! He use to tell me I would never find anyone who would love me as much as he does, I am thankful for that since his is an obsessive unhealthy love =).

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Registered: 10-22-2001
Thu, 11-15-2012 - 9:37pm

Amen!

Of course it's what they tell us, meaning no one else would or could "LOVE" us, so absolutely not true!!!

Freedom is Fabulous!

<3

Nightangel
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Registered: 10-22-2001
Thu, 11-15-2012 - 9:43pm

It reminds me of the time when my ex said to me no offence...lol...something about getting back together so he would not have to pay support for us the kids and myself.

Say what?...!!!

After I got out and he left me, I could not believe it!

Never, not a chance, not in a New York Minute!

:)

One time he wanted to know if I wanted to go out with him for New Year's.

Nope.

He never did it while we were married and now you want to...ha ha, definitely not happening.

Nightangel