Vote yes for the Y gene H chromosome

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Vote yes for the Y gene H chromosome
Fri, 10-26-2012 - 11:30pm
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Since all you ladies have a perfect matching XX pair of genes, and we men a mismatched XY pair trouble is bound to happen. It's a genetic fact the Y chromosome GTAC usually has a strong collector which has an affinity for hoarding all manner of " I might need this someday complex".Smile This chromosome is the opposite to XX gene for maintaining a clean neat home, keeping only what's necessary.Yell

While Y considers as valuable as lifeboats on a ship, the XX considers useless junk which only clutters XX desire for neat and tidy. This genetic conflict usually reaches a breaking point with such language as: XX saying "If you don't clean-up and throw out most of this useless junk I'm going to dig a big hole and bury you with it!".Cry The Y immediate struggles to devise a clever way to placate XX by offering generous concessions and you right deal while feverously considering ways to save the truly valuable "I might need this someday stuff". Of course XX intuition reads Y mind and will have no part in Y's schemes. Y knows he's trapped with all escape routes blocked and only one card left to play begging for mercy. Again XX intuition sees through Y's last hand. Holding as firm as the Rocky Mountains she refuses, but in a token of XX kindness she offer to assist conquer his defective Y chromosome by providing trash container to dispose of his precious collecting.Wink Some XX's even compliment and reward Y for his effort by allowing him to message XX and if done satisfactorily to explorer XX's numerous hot spots.Kiss

Although the DH confesses his Y chromosome excels in hording his XX = DW is devising a plan to attack his fortress of solitude, his 40x60' workshop with the ultimate XX hoarder removal tool the bucket loader on Y's Kubota 50HP 4wd tractor. Normally a Y only vehicle XX is gaining great precision needed to dig and bury Y's great treasures in a few skillful passes which front end loader sliding on Y's concrete floor exiting through 2 each 12x12 rollup doors.Surprised

XX is determined to purge her home of Y's hoard invading XX home. XX has spotted 14 unused computer hard drives all dusty and evidently needing to find their way to a local recycler. This has send chills of terror down Y's entire body since he has terabytes of suspiciously acquired media and applications not to mention some unmentionables sent by other Y's.Innocent

The writer is begging for all you XX's to plead his case for probation and retention of his years of precious hoard. Please reply with your vote and greatness shine on you always. Laughing Ed




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