cute (clean) joke - thought i'd share

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Registered: 03-26-2003
cute (clean) joke - thought i'd share
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Mon, 03-31-2003 - 7:37pm
There was once a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow! These seats are big!" The person next to him said, "Everything in Texas is big!"

When he finally arrived in Texas he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed "Wow! These mugs are really big!" The bartender replied, "Everything in Texas is big!"

After a couple beers the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Down the hall, second door to the right."

The blind man was headed to the bathroom, but accidently tripped and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which led to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared to death the blind man began shouting, "DON'T FLUSH! DON'T FLUSH!"



Ok, thats my funny for the day supplied by my little sister! Hope you guys got a giggle out of it like I did!

Jenn

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Registered: 03-26-2003
Mon, 03-31-2003 - 8:14pm
That was funny i did get a laugh out of that.LOL
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Registered: 03-19-2003
Tue, 04-01-2003 - 3:01am
Good one!