Things your cop honey says

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Things your cop honey says
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Wed, 04-13-2011 - 8:14am

Dh said to me a couple days ago:

"Joe isn't going to be over until later. He's on the other side of town picking up hookers"

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Registered: 04-13-2011
Wed, 04-13-2011 - 5:40pm

Everything is backwards and mixed up!

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Wed, 04-13-2011 - 6:25pm

"I'll be home late, I'm sitting with a body"

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Registered: 04-13-2011
Wed, 04-13-2011 - 8:26pm

Omigod.

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Registered: 01-06-2000
Thu, 04-14-2011 - 3:16pm

Well our last name is Mercy, so it's always funny for dh when he's writing a ticket and the person asks him to "have a little mercy".


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Sat, 04-28-2012 - 7:56pm

haha .. this is a great topic, so funny. 

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Sun, 06-10-2012 - 6:39am

I'm a female police officer. We frequently get sent on calls that turn out to be bogus or extremely exaggerated (we also get sent to calls where the situation was very much downplayed when called in, we get there and it's way more serious than what was described). So if officers arrive on a scene that's supposed to be a shooting or a robbery, if they haven't said anything yet, you will very often hear a supervisor ask,"Is it a good one?" I've tried to stop myself from saying it because of course if it IS, it's obviously not good for the victim, but that's how we talk!