What is the strangest story your husband has come home with?

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Registered: 05-15-2009
What is the strangest story your husband has come home with?
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Fri, 01-28-2011 - 4:57pm

I love hearing weird police stories!

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Registered: 01-06-2000
Between him and I, there's usually a good story to tell, since I'm an Emergency Medical Dispatcher. I guess probably my favorite was the drunk lady he pulled over (drove the wrong way on the expressway for 20-ish miles before he spotted her and pulled her over) and she was using a long-neck bottle to...well...ya know...and then she was trying to get him to join in the fun. And then the time he wrote a guy a ticket and the guy says "Oh come on, have a some mercy" and dh said "I did" and pointed to his signature on the ticket. (If you remember my old name before vegiemama, you know what our last name is ;-)


Sue
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LOL! It sounds like your husband has a great sense of humor! BIL is a jail officer, and he comes home with some interesting stories to tell, too. He says it's always fun when you go out to eat with your family and notice the waitress assigned to your table is someone who spent the night in a cell after drunkenly hitting on him a few times. :S

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Over the weekend my hubbys 250 pound friend got the tar kicked out of him by a 100 pound girl. Poor guy. I'm sure his ego hurts more than his broken nose.

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Silly is all of the sex toys that are found when the cops do a search warrant. Can you believe some people actually just leave those things sitting out on the table????

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Not hard for me to believe...we EMS folks see them too...a particular fat old lady comes to mind, with all sorts of shapes and sizes AND all sizes of batteries too.


Sue
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Something that requires a generator in the garage huh? LOL. Good for her! ; )
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Bwahahaha, now that would be a funny sight. But hey, why not ;-)


Sue
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Out on the table? Like just out in the open?? Yikes!

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Oh yea...definitely out on the open...on the bedside nightstand...wherever. Some people just have no concept of "some things should remain private" (including, of course, their privates!)


Sue
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I don't know where to start.

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