The Wife, The Hooker, The Whorehouse

Rarely do we have funny stories after a spouse cheats, but I have to pass along my experience.

After I caught my wife having phone sex with a friend, I left the house and told her I was not coming home that night. I needed a night to process, to think clearing, because its not just my life at stake but also the life of our two children. I also wanted to make it very obvious that I was not putting up with anymore, if someone didn't change and dramatically then it was over. So I check into a Motel 6 because it was cheap and right there. I go to get a room, the guy ask me do I want the first or second floor. Its a three story hotel, so I asked about the 3rd floor, and he told me I didn't want that. That is when I got suspicious. My lovely hotel, was actually a whorehouse. There were hooker hanging out near the vending machine, which contained chips, cookies, and condoms. Later that night, I went to get ice from the ice machine, and there was a hooker relaxing in the lobby. She walks up to me and says, "Honey, are you a cop?" I raised my eyebrow and said, "Uh, no." She then tells me, "You don't belong here honey, this aint a place for a regular guy." How often do you get to talk to a hooker? So we talked, I told her why I was staying the night and she tells me, "If you want to do something later, you seem like a nice guy maybe we could do something." I told her, despite all that happen, I couldn't do that to my wife, nor would I pay for her services, but I put it politely. She goes, "No, I'm not talking about that, I mean like go out to eat and talk." I still didn't take her up on her offer, but I thought it was funny, catch my wife cheating, and get picked up by a prostitute in the same night.