This made me laugh :)

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Registered: 09-14-2004
This made me laugh :)
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Wed, 01-19-2005 - 1:06am

AS I MATURE
I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how
much I care, some people are just
assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a
big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how
hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades, and there had
better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never
go away.

iVillage Member
Registered: 12-09-2004
Wed, 01-19-2005 - 11:44am
me too! I have even printed it out. I also love your favourite quote and the one saying "Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option" Thank you very much for sharing with us.
iVillage Member
Registered: 05-19-2003
Wed, 01-19-2005 - 3:44pm

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option"

That very same quote I printed out and put on my desk to remind me. Great little poem too!

iVillage Member
Registered: 05-30-2004
Wed, 01-19-2005 - 9:32pm

When I was going through a very painful breakup, I taped this one to my computer at work. It was also my personal e-mail signature for awhile!

"I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes"