Silly Men

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Registered: 08-21-2004
Silly Men
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Fri, 01-19-2007 - 3:44pm

Ok, So here is a funny story. I was pretty sure my boyfriend was meeting or trying to meet girls off pages like myspace and hi5. Finally i saw his myspace and he took off that he was single and put in a relationship saying this was the only site he used. I know that was not the truth. Being the little devil I am, I created myself a hi5 account and gave myself a new identity of a tall, slender blonde girl (I know, its not nice, but i had to see). I would have stopped if he said he had a girlfriend or that he wasn't interested but quite the opposite . . . one email asking to chat and boom he wanted to meet for drinks.

It gets even better. Being the fine citizen that he is, my bf also could not afford his phone bill so I had an extra sim with some minutes from my summer away which i let him use (perhaps i am too nice). He asked my fake identity for her phone number and of course she declined, and asked for his fully knowing he didnt have a working phone. He had the nerve to give my fake identity my phone number that i had loaned him! How stupid is this and how much gall must you have to do it. Not only did he tell my fake identity that he didnt have a girlfriend or serious girls. In addition, he lied about his job (He is currently unemployed and broke).

He is a very jealous guy of the men i work with, and i am beginning to see why. He is the one fooling around. Boy, will he be upset when he finds out this little lady he gave my number does not exist(or do i tell him?).

So, my question, what creative way do i kick him to to the curb?

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Registered: 01-16-2007
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 4:08pm
well 1st you seem to being taking this very well.. good for you!!! 2nd.. ''I'' would chat with him a couple more times through the myspace being the pretend person.. tell him as the ''fake'' you want to meet him somewhere, or let him ask, I am sure it will come up. Then he will have to lie about where he's going and who he's meeting blah, blah..... so when he goes to meet the fake person... YOU pop out..... his face expression alone would be priceless!!! lol... Good luck to you!!
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Registered: 01-07-2007
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 4:18pm

Well... I have to agree. And, I'm not big on revenge :) I think you chat it up... agree to meet him and have all of your friends there with you when he walks in the door. Act surprised to see him and ask him what he's doing there since you thought he was busy :)

THEN... take off your sweatshirt to reveal a tshirt with your other identity's photo on it saying... who is the real me?

Then, ask him nicely for your phone. And say goodbye.

Wow YOU ARE TAKING THIS VERY WELL... I'm be fuming.

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Registered: 11-03-2006
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 4:35pm

nope dont tell him....or later pretend that you find out...tell him, that girl it was actually your friend.

it just happen that your friend looking for hook up in the internet and for some reason she didnt know it was him....she just find out cuz the number that he gave seems familiar....so when she add the phone number on her cell....it was duplicate so it means one of her friend had that number already and it was you...you get it!!!

like you said that sim card was yours before...so he doesnt know WHO did you gave that number to BEFORE...RIGHT???

HOPEFULLY HE'LL BELIEVED YOU....good luck!!!

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Registered: 08-21-2004
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 5:02pm

Ok, so I really want revenge. I am laughing to fight the anger. I did as suggested and chatted with him as the fake me again at the same time he was chatting with the real me. First he asked fake me to come to the Jacuzzi at his apartment at around 11. Real me asked him if i could use his pc later to print some things. He said not probably til tomorrow because he had to take his 3 year old son to a family gathering and would not be back until late. Then he said, come now, I feel bad, u have done so much for me and i want to help you. What a load of crap. Ok first the kid is 3, how big of an idiot am i? Then after i said ok, fine, he gave fake me his address and said to come over at 11 pm! Fake me said maybe . . . she is still deciding what to do.

Ok, true fake me looks like a model but nevertheless, it is low. I just want to get my things back and dump the idiot, but more than that i want to embarrass him.

What a loser! I am mad but at the same time I enjoy and want to play this game. Am i sick :)?

iVillage Member
Registered: 01-07-2007
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 5:06pm

Nah - you're human. I normally would NEVER suggest something like I did...but don't GO to his apartment!!!!

You need to do it where there are witnesses...

Just in case, for your own safety??

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Registered: 06-22-2006
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 5:26pm

No, not sick.

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Registered: 08-21-2004
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 5:34pm
It's so funny because he also gave me access to all his e-mail accounts, so I know the passwords. Heh, at least next time maybe i will date a good liar! What an idiot.
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Registered: 01-18-2007
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Fri, 01-19-2007 - 9:52pm

Wicked,Wicked, Wicked, You are. You women are such schemers that I am convinced you will pull this off.

And it sounds like such sweet payback time!

Good luck! (as if you'd need any.)

MG

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Registered: 08-21-2004
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Sat, 01-20-2007 - 12:21am

I don't feel I am wicked. I only did this with good reason. The signs were there, and my gut instinct turned out to be correct (I didn't want it). Tonight he was stood up by the fake me. I didn't even have the strength to face him about it, so he will just go quietly. Nobody wins here.

~L

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Registered: 01-18-2007
In reply to: lvlyleyla
Sat, 01-20-2007 - 7:21am

My use of the word "wicked" was in jest. At the time I read the posts, you guys were having such a good time planning the escapade that I was just joining in. Guess I should have chosen another emoticon.

Frankly, the whole thing sounded like "justice done" to me.

Guess I should have just read it, smiled, and moved on...

FWIW (probably nothing), I am sorry for the hard time you are having.

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