How dirty is your mind?

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Registered: 03-26-2003
How dirty is your mind?
Sat, 05-15-2004 - 5:45pm

Quiz: How Dirty is Your Mind???

  1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

  2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

  3. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads form my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

  4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good. What am I?

  5. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?

  6. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

  7. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?

  8. I make some guys shoot in the air. I usually have a little pecker. I'm better in your hand than in your bush. What am I?

  9. This useful tool, commonly found in the range of six inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by both members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a little clump of hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well-lubricated movements. When