Reality Check "Tisk-Tisk Stupid Girl"

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Reality Check "Tisk-Tisk Stupid Girl"
Tue, 11-12-2013 - 12:54pm

I'm sorry, I don't know who wrote this, but when I read it, I knew it had to be a part of our Healing Library....although I'm not a fan of calling anyone stupid...I prefer misguided.


Tisk-Tisk Stupid Girl 

So finally Mr. Right came along and let me guess, he road in on his white horse, reached out for your hand to kiss it ever so gently but he forgot to take off his wedding ring first? Don't you just hate it when that happens? So why haven't you two rode off into the sunset yet? Well I think we all know why or atleast it would be easy to guess. Stupid girl, stupid girl when will you ever learn....... TODAY! That's right, I'm going to end all of your confusion and heartache right now. 

#6 AM I CRAZY ? 

Maybe, and if your not now, you will be before this wild-n-crazy roller coaster lets you off, but one thing's for sure-SHE ISN'T. That's right she is not, psycho, controlling, crazy, nuts or insane. This may sound strange but Mrs. Right is none of those things! A married man knows that by telling you his wife has MAJOR problems you'll be more inclined to think that he is completely in the right for cheating. Besides who wouldn't cheat on a nut? He is also smart enough to know that we as women, tend to be on the super sympathetic side and we want to help anyone we can. So before you tie on your cape and fly in to save the day remember, if he wanted to be saved he'd get a divorce. 

#5 MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL 

Yes you're the prettiest one of all-but who cares! You can be smaller, taller, skinnier, or prettier, the reality is he isn't even taking that into consideration when trying to decide if he should leave her (which by the way he isn't even considering in the first place). You may have seen pictures of her and sized her up, or even threw up after taking one look at her. It doesn't mean jack! Even if the thought of him touching THAT every night, makes you want to sleep with him out of pure pity, PLEASE DON'T! Remember, to a guy, it all looks good with his eye's closed and obviously Prince Charming has one hell of an imagination. 

#4 CHA-CHING 

Do you have a little jingle in your pocket, or a lot? It doesn't matter either way because when he met you he wasn't looking for financial stability, he finds that at home. She pays the bills and your a cheap thrill, and that's the sad, sad truth. So please be smart and don't think that you can buy his heart, its already paid for, and you are not the one holding the receipt! Ouch. 

#3 FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE 

You know the rest. If they have kids together you can absolutely forget it. He has three families now; his immediate family, her family and the family they made together. No guy is going to disappoint that many people for little 'ole you. So go ahead tear down the picket fence, they'll rebuild it again. So since you're nothing more than a passing fancy, PASS on him, because no matter how much of a homewrecker you are, you deserve a family of your own. Equipped with 2 kids, a dog, a beautiful house and don't forget your husbands mistress. 

#2 TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS 

When it comes to pleasing your man, well her man, do you often feel like your training for the olympic games? Have you been practicing your dismount on the edge of the bed and most importantly can you stick your landing? You may not be an Olympic goldmedalIst yet, but you sure do deserve the bronze for the way you work it in the bedroom, and he thinks so too. That's why he keeps on comin' back for more, he doesn't think however, that you deserve a platinum wedding ring for it. You may really know your way around his track-and-field, and may even be able to go the distance, but yet again you've lost the race. 

# 1 TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME 

And stop him by the cleaners on your way home because that's exactly where he's going if he gets a divorce! That's right, its cheaper to keep-her and so, he will. This is simple mathematics: 2 Mr./Mrs Right, minus 1 Mr. Right equals = BROKE! So send him home packin', your not going to score a home run in this game, because no one's on your team. 

Its a sad fact that when two people take a vow of marriage one may be more comitted than the other at some point. One spouse looks for flaws in the marriage and finds an easy way out....... you. So don't fall for his games, let him go home and play by himself.

Clarity

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