The affair is over can't stop laughing!

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Registered: 10-09-2008
The affair is over can't stop laughing!
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Tue, 12-29-2009 - 11:56pm

Background story...I have been having an affair with a MM for almost 3 years. It was an on again/off again thing, my friend thought it was perhaps he was feeling guilt etc. Anyways, it pretty much ended in the summer of this year, I had eventually accepted it and was moving on very slowly. A couple of months ago, I heard threw the grapevine he had left his wife (which he swore would never happen because of the kids and I never pressured). I heard from at the beginning of the month and he told me via email he was getting a divorce but wouldn't tell me why. Stupid me allowed myself to start hoping. About a week ago, the emails started again and very quickly got hot and heavy. After about 2 days and many, many emails....he tells me he has met a wonderful woman, they are living together and he loves her very much. This supposedly happened in a matter of a couple of months...ya right!

I was devastated and very angry at the same time. Angry that he had played me for a fool with those emails. I asked him flat out what was the point of the past couple of weeks. He informs me "he didn't think it was that big of a deal." Yes, I enjoy being played like that. I walked away from the computer to calm down before I said some things I would later regret. About 4 hours later, I logged on to the computer and low and behold there is an email from him.

Apparently the genius emailed one of the very explicit email threads to his entire department at work. He had inadvertently saved it and when he attached what he thought was the proper work document...he discovered very quickly it wasn't! I don't work with them, they don't know me...but new girlfriend does and got the email! He was emailing me to tell me and begging me that if she contacts me to lie and say this happened 20 years ago! That if we want to continue the affair then I had better cover for him or she won't let him talk to me!!!!!! I can guarantee the affair WILL NOT be continuing! I should feel something but right now I just can't stop laughing!

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Registered: 11-22-2009
Wed, 12-30-2009 - 12:08am
OMG I needed this!!! What a good laugh!!! LMAO!!!! KARM IS A B*TCH!
He got what he deserves and please please do NOT lie to the poor woman. Tell her the truth, be upfront and let the rest fall on its own.

NC since Dec. 9th 2009

No Contact = No N

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Registered: 03-03-2005
Wed, 12-30-2009 - 12:26am
this is great!!! luv it, luv it luv it!!! See, overtime, things have a way of taking care of themselves we, the OW, usually have nothing to do with it. They get theirs...one way or another, someday, they get theirs, we probably wont even know about it, but they get theirs....God dont like Ugly...thats what my mom always says...and we have all had some ugly MM...and i am not talking about looks.
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Registered: 10-09-2008
Wed, 12-30-2009 - 12:30am
Ilostagain, I had to share this here, I knew someone would appreciate it! I was so angry after he did what he did, and then he emails me telling me he goofed! I couldn't stop laughing! That's exactly what popped in my head Karma is a b$tch and I love her! I think this is the best ending I have ever had to a relationship. I am pretty sure she has emailed me already using his email as I got 2 that I didn't respond to giving me "code" to know it is him. If the code isn't there then it's not him but they were signed in a way he NEVER signs his email. I haven't bothered to respond to them. I did respond when he emailed me telling me and my response to him was a very unsympathetic "OMG, I can't stop laughing! That is the funniest thing I have heard all day. You idiot!" It's been 2 days and I still can't stop laughing! I have no intentions of covering for him or seeing him again for that matter. I am pretty sure a part of the email he sent out included plans to meet up on New Year's Eve but that was before I knew about her. So if she saw that, i am not sure how he weaseled his way out of that one. After seeing this side of him...makes me wonder how I felt anything for him.
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Registered: 08-28-2004
Thu, 12-31-2009 - 1:23am

OMG! that was just too funny. I cant believe that douchebag screwed up like that. He should have been too embarrassed to even ask u to cover for him.


Thanks for sharing. If I were u I'd probably be laughing into next week. lol

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Registered: 08-08-2007
Thu, 12-31-2009 - 8:48am
This is an awesome story.
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Registered: 07-28-2009
Thu, 12-31-2009 - 10:01am

Good Morning Goddess~


Too funny!!

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Registered: 10-09-2008
Sun, 01-03-2010 - 12:54am
So he emailed me on New Year's Eve to tell me that he thinks he is going to lose his job over the whole thing. He has a meeting in the morning to discuss it. I didn't bother responding, I still can't be polite lol. I did text a friend to ask if the fact that I feel zero sympathy for him makes me a bad person lol. I had about a 3 second twinge that I should feel something....but I don't.
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Registered: 08-28-2004
Sun, 01-03-2010 - 9:28am
Wow, too bad for him. I would probably feel bad for a few seconds and then get over it. Look how
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Registered: 09-25-2006
Sun, 01-03-2010 - 9:38am

Don't be surprised that any fallout he receives from his job and his new girlfriend will be blamed on you.

Onward and upward.
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Registered: 11-22-2009
Sun, 01-03-2010 - 6:49pm

Yes, energy is right, he probably will put blame on you and not take any responsibility for his actions. The fact that he e-mailed you that he is probably going to lose his job shows that he is trying to keep you a part of it. Block his e-mails and not respond to anything from this man. It would drive him CRAZY! lol

I love this post, keep us informed.

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