Can I sue XAP????
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Can I sue XAP????
| Thu, 04-29-2010 - 7:15pm |
So I am thinking...
Times have been a bit financially tough on my H and I, as he just started his own small business. It certainly has added to our stress level over the past 2 years. I was thinking maybe I should take the XAP to court for failure to pay rent for the past 7 years.
I just pulled out the old calculator and according to my calculations he has rented space in my head for 7 years (maybe a little longer, but I'll settle for 7...no need to be too pushy). So If I average approximately $800.00 a month for rent (heat and lights included of course), he would owe me approximately $67,200!!!!!! That would pay for some nice renos and a beautiful trip away with my amazing DH...don't you think??
Should I hire a lawyer???

Let's see, mine used me like a Whore (or, shall I say High Class Call Girl) -- at $1,000 a pop (yes, I'm _that_ good) he owes me, well, a LOT $$$. And at $125/hour for mental counseling.... oh, and massage therapist ($100/50min). Life Coach (not a very good one, though) and as a Business Manager....
I just need to calculate this and send the invoice --- reading, "You owe me = MY LIFE BACK"
I say get Gloria Allred on the line!
xo
Dee
Gee Dee... I never figured in those costs!!! I need to recalculate, but if I added up all the "minutes" he actually lasted, I wouldn't be in for a large chunk of change in that area!!!
We should all get together and do a large class action suit!
Ohhh this is a fun thread....love it, love it, love it, and NO we can not sue but if we did it would be under a tort called Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress...sounds cool huh? Some women have tried in several jurisdictions. But we could do like the women who was in A for 8 years and posted letters and pics of her and Exap on billboards all over major cities. Her acts were legal although spiteful. She said she did not know the man was married....hell who knows, he may have pulled that one off....we could all pool together our money for the billboards, it would be a slide show of all of our MM. We could post them in the cities where we all live.
Nah.....sounds fun for about a second, but that would be breaking contact and be feeding their egos...they would actually probably like the publicity and it would probably get them more attention from more women and next thing you know they will have reality shows and wind up being like Ray J on For the Love of Ray J, only they will be able to pick there new affair partner out of a bunch of willing participants...ok, I am taking it too far
was fun to think of tho...we need a lil fun around here, esp since my party died....
Luvin
Yo Soy EL Capitan de Mi Vida
ahahahahah! Now aren't you glad you have all that expensive law school training!? Speaking of... my xAP already has billboards up; can I just tag them for free? I promise I will spray paint lil' stick figures of the other sister's X's, too, complete with the little carrot peenies. If y'all promise to cover my bail, I am sooooo all over this idea.
xoxo
Dee
I will do the rep u pro bono, "Bono" I like the ring of that in this instance. The rest of the ladies gotta cover bail. It's a misdeameaner. N guess what can't sue u for slander or defamation, cuz he has to prove it's untrue (the A never happened) and if he is considered a public figure, from what I remember musicians may be deemed public figure. He would also have to prove u vandalized those billboards with malice and wreckless disregard for the truth...ha!! All that legal stuff sounds real cool, sure to scare those MM away from fishing attempts had they known. Ok, I am done being the In house L for the day. Oh what fun tho. I sounded smart n witty, if only all this education had taught me to steer clear of an A, I might not be here.
But hell, then I would not have u all, so I will take it!!
Man, I wish I did charge tho...whew, I would have made more than I did in my law practice. Goodness.
Yo Soy EL Capitan de Mi Vida
Healing, you just ROCK sweets. I love this idea and Ill join the class action with my submissions.....
I paid for the majority of our hotel romps even though he makes 3 times more $$ than I do so at $90 per sessions, Im guessing he needs to pony up around $900, at minimun!!!
Ill need to also add in all the parking garage back seat of the SUV action and the countless hummers I provides as his little "beck and call" girl. And like Dee, since I am THAT good, Im charging $100 per hour. But ya know what, he can afford it. He just bought his spoiled little princess duaghter a new car, and looking into a Lexus for the wife. Awwww, such a sweet little family. I wonder if his wife knows all the terrible things he told me about her???
Which leads me to the blackmail fee's. Although highly unethical, but hey, so was the A, Ill need some hush money!!! XMM's wife doesnt know he cheated on her twice before me, once when she was pregnant. She doesnt know about the one night stands he had when they were engaged and living in different cities either. Id love to show her the Ipod he bought me and all of the cd's he burned for me. And lets see, Id love to let her know that he thinks she is overweight, spolied and lazy. Too think that I was atracted to a man who thought those things about a woman he has been with for 25 years. WTH was I thinking?????
I think there could be some more hush $$ coming my way if I bring up all the times we got busy in his office over the weekend. Thats got to be the cherry on top of my blackmail sundae since he works for a fairly well known company.
He has dirt on me too but knowing him as the coward he truly is, he would cave easily and fork over the cash. Ill use all of the $$ towards a nice vacation and bond with the incredible man that I married who didnt deserve what I did to him and our family. But Ill make up for it by looking at H, his great witty sense of humor, his intellegence and his kind and gentle heart. When I really think about XMM and he has NONE of those qualities, maybe I should pay his wife. I dogded a bullet and he is HER problem now.
Happy Friday ladies and this was a fun thread.
GMLB
This is hilarious. I suspect we all can add to the list.
So I'm thinking I might have a face to face encounter with xAP soon. Since I'm doing that preplanning session in my head about what to say, how to avoid, how to act, etc.. Maybe the best thing would be to present the JAM (Jack A** Man) with a freaking bill. You guys know how I've gone on and on about how cheap he was, how I paid for everything for 3 long years. Presenting him with a bill is a sure fire way to get him outta my line of sight. He'd run to those mountains he climbs so fast we'd think he was a dust devil!!
Line items:
Hooker
Massage Therapist
Nail Tech (uck, uck, uck )
Sexual Therapist
Phone Sex Consultant
Wardrobe Consultant
Career Coach
Research Assistant
Travel Companion
Car Repair Aide
Interior Designer (my real profession)
Gourmet Food Coach
Personal Shopper
Health Advisor
Hair Stylist
Music Advisor
Ego Coach (the big one )
Exercise Coach
Family Therapist
I'm sure I've forgotten many others!
this is too funny.