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| Thu, 05-27-2010 - 11:17am |
Things have been a little blue on the board for the past few days and it reflects how some of us are still struggling, me included. It frustrating me that despite the effort that I continue to put forth on a daily basis, I still have weak and depressing moments. That being said, I have decided to partner up with some motivational speakers to provide the Ending Your Affair Seminar.
Please read over the classes offered and sign up soon. The 1st 100 people to sign up will receive a free T shirt that says "I may have had an A, but it cant have me"
This Affair Addiction and Recovery seminar will off the following courses:
Coping Stradegeties: Learn how to let go of the fantasy and focus on reality. You will need air masks here and they will be located underneath your seats. The fog within this class will be thick at the start but by the end of this class, you will be able to breath on your own. In order to gain access to this class we will need proof that all XMM related emails have been deleted as reminising is NOT permitted.
Trigger Control: Gain control over these annoying memories that have a mind of their own. You will learn how to control Music Madness and be able to roll your eyes and change the station when that Nickleback song comes on that he so loved. We can even re program your cars radio so that every station plays Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive. You will also learn how to avoid paying attention to cars and SUV's. Does he drive a blue Toyato Sequoa? We will teach you how to STOP looking at each Toyota Sequoa on the road and NOT think of him.
Diversion Tactics: In this hands on class you will learn how to go from constant thoughts of XMM to cleaning closets or going shopping

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Adorable post GMLB!
Absolutely priceless, GMLB!!!
Fantastic post!
Made me smile!!
What a riot !! Luv it.
Does the seminar include a boxed lunch or rubber chicken dinner !!
sign me up!
Bravo! This is right up there with the XAP handbook post that I love so much. Making fun of the situation is a great way to cope. And I so want to moderate some of these sessions if you will have me. :) But I'd like to propose another session- the "Ending Your Affair Survival Guide" book making workshop. Here we will take all that we've learned and compile it into a quick and easy guide for those struggling to end their A's or get over their A's.
Hugs,
NC/LC since January 28, 2010
http://secretlifeofjane.wordpress.com/
Sign me up!!! How frickin' adorable is this post!??
Loves it!
Thank you for making me smile (whereas I was all scowly just seconds before!)
xoxox
Dee
Thank you guys and
GMLB
I hope you have a fantastic weekend.
I vote for this thread to go to Wisdom and Insight part deux! What? What? Wisdom can be funny!
A few questions:
Will there be a class to reacquaint Newbies with the delete button on their computer?
Oh and is it too late to nominate Luvin to teach a tech class on downloading blocking apps to iphones?
Also do Newbies have to take off their rose colored glasses when they enter each class?
You mentioned manis but I’m hoping there will be pedies too cause the polish is worn off my toes from all the butt kicking?
Hope you have a wonderful get—a—way with your family!
Much love and big hugs,
E1
Whether you think you can or you think you can’t you are probably right.
Whether you think you can or you think you can't you are probably right. A parrot can repeat what it has learned but the mark of true intelligence is applying what is learned.
I laughed right out loud while reading this.
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