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| Thu, 05-27-2010 - 11:17am |
Things have been a little blue on the board for the past few days and it reflects how some of us are still struggling, me included. It frustrating me that despite the effort that I continue to put forth on a daily basis, I still have weak and depressing moments. That being said, I have decided to partner up with some motivational speakers to provide the Ending Your Affair Seminar.
Please read over the classes offered and sign up soon. The 1st 100 people to sign up will receive a free T shirt that says "I may have had an A, but it cant have me"
This Affair Addiction and Recovery seminar will off the following courses:
Coping Stradegeties: Learn how to let go of the fantasy and focus on reality. You will need air masks here and they will be located underneath your seats. The fog within this class will be thick at the start but by the end of this class, you will be able to breath on your own. In order to gain access to this class we will need proof that all XMM related emails have been deleted as reminising is NOT permitted.
Trigger Control: Gain control over these annoying memories that have a mind of their own. You will learn how to control Music Madness and be able to roll your eyes and change the station when that Nickleback song comes on that he so loved. We can even re program your cars radio so that every station plays Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive. You will also learn how to avoid paying attention to cars and SUV's. Does he drive a blue Toyato Sequoa? We will teach you how to STOP looking at each Toyota Sequoa on the road and NOT think of him.
Diversion Tactics: In this hands on class you will learn how to go from constant thoughts of XMM to cleaning closets or going shopping

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I AM SO IN!
I want to take all the seminars being offered.
Thank you for making me laugh, for once again reminding me that there is humor to be found in the darkest of places, and that together we are going to 'graduate'.
You're amazing,
TU.
LC/NC since April 14, 2010
"I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it."
— Maya Angelou
"I can be changed by what happens to me. But I refuse to be reduced by it."
— Maya Angelou
GMLB you're amazing!!
bandk73 wrote chicken dinner !!
sign me up!>
Does not matter which one as long as we can have "Eat your heart out" Dessert because we are better off without them.
Oh my gosh, too funny!!!! Love it - sign me up!!!!!!
Thank you!
HLS :)
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