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don't be too shocked
| Thu, 04-01-2010 - 9:52am |
I was trying like crazy to get over Tiger. I went to Jesse, asking if he could cover up the full-butt tattoo of "Property of Tiger", and when he said, "oh, baby! I'd like to ride you like a stoned gorilla on a Harley Road King Classic.", well, I just melted. He's so smooth.
So, please, Everyone.... don't judge me when you see me today on TV at the press conference with Gloria Alred talking about how I was used and that I deserve the $15K that US magazine offered me. Ok? Don't be a hater!
Can I still be on this board? I promise you, Sandy, and all the people at Nike that I've changed my ways!!
xoxox
Dee

Dee-ranged I get your sense of humor so I’ll bite!
First you are not to blame. Who could resist the “stoned gorilla” remark?
Whether you think you can or you think you can't you are probably right. A parrot can repeat what it has learned but the mark of true intelligence is applying what is learned.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY, ALL YOU FOOS!
XOXO
DEE
What???
Whether you think you can or you think you can't you are probably right. A parrot can repeat what it has learned but the mark of true intelligence is applying what is learned.