Embarrassing Thanksgiving / Holiday Moments...

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Embarrassing Thanksgiving / Holiday Moments...
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Fri, 11-26-2010 - 6:54pm

I know not all of us celebrate t-day, so ANY holiday moment you wanna throw in here...is FRANKLY...NOT going to top mine!! I DARE YA...

Ok here's MINE:

Please God, FORGIVE ME for what I did to Aj's Mom's bathroom yesterday!!!!!!

My daughter's baby daddy - which would make him my baby daddy in law...'s Mother was gracious enough to ask myself and my youngest daughter over to join them in their Thanksgiving celebration. That sounds good so far, right??!?!

We arrived mid afternoon - with plenty of additional sides to complement the core meal she and his aunts had prepared. We had a BEAUTIFUL dinner - great conversation about life- the baby, etc. (my daughters expecting her first baby Dec 16) I digress........

Afterwards, I began feeling REALLY FULL. almost too quickly UNCOMFORTABLY FULL. ...(dont skip ahead...you see this is NOT going anywhere pretty....)

I begin to feel like Im going to be sick.

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. I started looking inside and went NC October 15, 2010

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Registered: 09-28-2010

Oh, that isn't possible to top M. - NOT AT ALL. I was laughing from my belly imagining the whole scence. Thank you for that laugh. And your daughter - well as STUNNING as you are. Totally oozing beauty from the inside out.

But here is my story of last Easter. I'll be short.

The turkey flew across our kitchen counter as my dad attempted to carve it, and crap, can those birds slide! Anyway, I slipped on the turkey grease attempting to pick-it-up.

That was only topped as the highlight of the meal by the fire department coming to our home about 2 hours later (two fire trucks with sirens a blazing) because I decided our new Easter tradition should be throwing the Christmas tree on the bonfire ... Well who knew that a old rotting pine tree could throw-off such big flames ? - like 25 ft. high flames.

My poor arthritic father had to dive outta his lawn chair to escape the flames. All his eye brows and leg hair was singed-off. Ya, we're still laughing about it today.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. I started looking inside and went NC October 15, 2010
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Michelle and TU, I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face. I could totally picture both scenes like I was there! :) I can't think of anything right now I'm still giggling but I will be sure to come back and give an update !
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Fri, 11-26-2010 - 10:00pm

Oh yes Michelle!!!! I absolutely can top it but not sure I should actually write it.

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Fri, 11-26-2010 - 10:40pm
omgggggggggggggggggggggggggg@!!!!!!! hahahhahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You put willy wonka to SHAMMMMMMMMMMMMME!!! oHHH you win!!!!!
Wow! hahahahahhahahaha he asks...WHY COULDNT YOU WAIT?!?!?!?HAHAHAHAH MORTIFIED!!! that's awful!!!

i didnt finish with my really AWFUL TOPPER to the night...NO JOKE...after we're on our way home...baby daddy in laws car wont start...preggers daughter saying shes going into labor - the back window got broken out a day ago (happy tday to you too) so we've got a "mud flap" hanging in the door window. GhettoMobile...if you really want to know...suffice it to say, I had a CRAPPY ending...to my Thanksgiving -My baby ended up holding my hand and sitting with me while i bawled my eyes out. :) Whew! you had me goin!!!
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. I started looking inside and went NC October 15, 2010
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Fri, 11-26-2010 - 11:14pm

Oh thats a terrible ending to your day!

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I believe laughter is the best medicine.

Whether you think you can or you think you can't you are probably right. A parrot can repeat what it has learned but the mark of true intelligence is applying what is learned.

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hahhahahaha (((((E1))))

Im glad youre getting a good chuckle out of these!!!! :)

Riiiiiighhhhhhttt???!!? the "menopause talks"....i always said, if I become the woman that talks about her body ailments & health complaints...put me out of my misery...but here I am! I even bend over with that full BIG BUTT UP IN THE AIR, BEND...that I used to see "old" ladies do....and swore...i wouldnt...Oh yah...its TOTALLY the comfortable non injurious way to bend over. Big butt - all up there!

Yah, I can get the picture of TU slippin in Turkey grease.....in the kitchen out of my head.....That's so PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES!

I hope you're feeling loved & supported E1 - You've been in my thoughts.

xoxo,
Michelle
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. I started looking inside and went NC October 15, 2010
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Thank you renewal!!!!! re: my daughter :) I think they're just LOVELY!!!! Had the TIME OF MY LIFE RAISING THEM and would HANDS DOWN UNEQUIVOCALLY choose to do it all over again and if given the choice to either re raise them or have a romantic love in my life...WITHOUT QUESTION....DO IT ALL FOR MY GIRLS ALL OVER AGAIN!!! Oh and yes, she's having a girl. Little Lolah. I cannot wait! she's a sag - so can't WAIT!! to have my future little travel companion here where I can hold & love her.
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. I started looking inside and went NC October 15, 2010
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ps. yes! your pops was RIGHT ON! about the baking soda drink. It is like drinking LIQUID HELL!!!! Doesnt hurt or anything obviously going down...really salty...but it uhm...DEVOIDS your "system" ...110% and FAST!
Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart... Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens. I started looking inside and went NC October 15, 2010

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