enlightening entertainment

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Registered: 04-21-2004
enlightening entertainment
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Fri, 05-14-2004 - 2:01pm
Got this joke on email today. Hmmm...how many of us does this describe??

The husband store

>

>A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a

woman may

>go to choose a husband from among many men. The store

>comprises 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the

>shopper ascends the flights.

>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may

choose

>a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go

>

>back down except to exit the building.

>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first

>floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

>

>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better

than my

>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

>

>

>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love

kids.

>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's

further

>up?" And up she goes again.

>

>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids

and

>are extremely good looking.

>"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

>

>The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,

are

>extremely good looking and help with the housework.

>

>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more

further

>up!" And again she heads up another flight.

>

>

>The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,

are

>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong

>

>romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be

awaiting me

>further on?"

>

>So up to the sixth floor she goes.

>The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,615,789,012 to

this

>floor.

>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that

>women are impossible to please.

>Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.

iVillage Member
Registered: 03-16-2004
Fri, 05-14-2004 - 2:29pm
Very cute. Thanks! :)