Got this joke on email today. Hmmm...how many of us does this describe??
The husband store
>
>A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a
woman may
>go to choose a husband from among many men. The store
>comprises 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
>shopper ascends the flights.
>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
choose
>a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go
>
>back down except to exit the building.
>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
>floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>
>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my
>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>
>
>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further
>up?" And up she goes again.
>
>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids
and
>are extremely good looking.
>"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
>
>The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
>extremely good looking and help with the housework.
>
>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more
further
>up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>
>
>The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids,
are
>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
>
>romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be
awaiting me
>further on?"
>
>So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 1,615,789,012 to
this
>floor.
>There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
>women are impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping at Husband Mart and have a nice day.