Happy Bunny - Love Bites
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| Wed, 01-12-2005 - 11:12pm |
Ok, some of you may or may not know who Happy Bunny is. He is this cute little cartoon bunny who genereally says...not so cute things. Anyway, a new book of his came out called Love Bites. I picked it up today and laughed my a$$ off. PLEASE KNOW THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE AND MAKE YOU LAUGH!!! Here is a little excerpt:
The Breakup Letter
It's always better to break up in person, but sometimes you just don't feel like it. Why not save yourself some time and use this letter instead? Just choose the word that is most appropriate...
Dear (insert name),
Thanks for the several pleasant (days, weeks, milkshakes) that we shared. Although at first it seemed as though we were a match made in (heaven, Cleveland, haste), I realize now that I need something (more, less hairy, not psycho) in my life.
Hurting you is the (last, first) thing I'd ever want to do, but I can't hide my (feelings, new romance, disgust) any longer. I hope you (understand, heal quickly, choke on vomit).
When you think back on what we had, I hope you'll be (kind, happy, floating face down in a river), and you'll always know that a part of me will (always, never) care about you.
I want you to know that I shall always treasure deeply, with all my heart, the beautiful memory of when we (pick some stupid thing you did once), and I will never think of it as just some stupid thing we did once.
(Love, Your friend always, Cram it),
(Sign your name)

Diva,
I started my day with a laugh from a friend who sent me a funny email and I'm ending my day with a laugh from your post. Thank you for making me laugh tonight. This is how every day should begin and end.
Sweet dreams,
CG
Next time someone needs and idea what to write point them to this post.
Free LOL
Free,
I thought you'd enjoy this one :-) It must admit, it made me feel pretty good after reading it!!
Diva