I smiled in my darkest moments because of this thread. It made me laugh when everything around me came crushing down. All the way down...this thread is priceless and so happy that Bodhi found it and posted it. I still get a kick out of it....and we all know laughter is needed around here.
Took awhile, but I found it :)
http://forums.ivillage.com/t5/General-Discussions/I-need-the-Litany-of-Offenses-again/td-p/107905406
And Part 2 -
http://forums.ivillage.com/t5/General-Discussions/Litany-of-Offenses-Part-2/td-p/107936205
Now that you have been given the link, prepare to laugh your ass off :smileyvery-happy:
I smiled in my darkest moments because of this thread. It made me laugh when everything around me came crushing down. All the way down...this thread is priceless and so happy that Bodhi found it and posted it. I still get a kick out of it....and we all know laughter is needed around here.
Yo Soy EL Capitan de Mi Vida
bodhi,
Yo Soy EL Capitan de Mi Vida
OMG, I just re-read it.