A Rabid Dog Moment
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A Rabid Dog Moment
| Wed, 12-08-2004 - 12:09pm |
Only moments ago I wanted to lunge for his throat. He was on his way out the door to meet with a customer and after a brief exchange as to when he'd return so I could run some errands (only the two of us in the office now), he says,"Oh, I also have to stop home and let my dogs out." Innocent enough, right? So I said, "Ok, see you later." BUT NOOOOOO.......He had to add:
"The wife went out of town today and took James (his son), so looks like I am on my own for the next 24 hours ."
At first I felt nothing, as I have mastered tuning him out when he talks about his personal life. BUT within 5 minutes of his leaving I

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He's a "bloody" moron. Too bad it took 4 1/2 years to deduce this. You know...sometimes I think I stay in this job as a self-serving, in my face, you deserve this crap, penance for being such an idiot. At 16, my mother had me convert from Methodist to Catholic. I kicked, and bucked and hollared all the way to Confirmation...and after the ceremony, I imbibed the cheapest wine on the market and threw up in the alley behind our house, unbeknownst to family members. I think to this day, I am still
Jazzdiva
Hiya True,
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LMAO! Reminds me of something my Mother (now in Florida) said to me recently (as well as every single year of the 20yrs I have been here in the UK)... She said, "Posie, you've proved your point about being a free spirit and making it on your own & all, but you can come settle here at HOME any time now!"
We have many similarities, True... I'll sneak off and hit the communion wine with you anytime!
As for epitaph's, I like Spike Milligan's best. It reads, simply, "I told you I was ill..."
Book? No books from me, I promise. All I seem to manage to learn is how little I really know.
Posie
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Hah! A mastercard priceless!
~True~
True
Sounds like the boss is going to need an electric blanket for Christmas if he spends any time in the office with you. :-)
Free
Free...
Hah! That dumba*s gave me a heating pad for my birthday this year. That WAS the beginning of the end ;) He was getting pissed over all the backaches I was having....Think I'll just rewrap it and give it back this wonderfully enlightening xmas. Whatcha think?
True
I think that if he gave me a heating bad for my birthay he would have Choked on it as I made him eat it.
I love the idea thou gets the point across and a real money save to. A win win idea.
Free
True,
Brrrrrr, it's really cold in my neck of the woods today, so I am sending more arctic air your way. I hope today is better for you.
Alfie (I thought that was funny too)
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