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Things That Would Be a Better Idea Than
| Sat, 01-09-2010 - 5:56pm |
Things That Would Be a Better Idea Than Breaking NC:
Poking your eyeball with a tweezer
Having the ear wax burned out of your ears (someone i know actually did this)
Cleaning the litter after the cat had diarrhea
Any more?

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1) Drinking from a gas pump
2) Sticking hot pokers in my eyes
3) Lighting yourself my fire
4) Spending a week with my mother-in-law
5) Biting down on a rotted peanut M&M
6) Listening to AC/DC with a migraine
Hi All,
It would be better too:
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Whether you think you can or you think you can't you are probably right. A parrot can repeat what it has learned but the mark of true intelligence is applying what is learned.
(((Free))
You totally crack me up! If anything, your sense of humor is going to get you through this. ;-)
((Hugs))
~ Iddy~
~Iddy~
LOL GOOD THREAD
Mine isnt as harsh as some of the response. I had this same thought this weekend when XAP popped into my head and I thought what would be a better idea than.....
So my son and I made a Carmel apple pie from scratch.....oh yes much much better than breaking NC.The pie lasted 1 day around my house.
I'D RATHER:
waxing my bikini area with duct tape... in public
get a 14-hour-a-day job squeezing dog's anal glands
volunteer to cut old men's toenails
go to a new age religion retreat with my con-man brother-in-law
remarry my first husband
dress like a giant, slow seal and swim off the cost of Baja at dawn.
get a 1979 style home perm
(or, worse! have a conference call with H, AP, and AP's W to discuss why I think I'm entitled to f*ck them all over because I'm just so darn 'special' and whine about, 'yeah, but what about MY needs!!?' wah, wah, wah!!")
Dee,
You made me smile and that is something that I havent done much of in the last month. I have been trying to wrap my mind around this whole NC thing and get the strength to do it. I can see how free all of you are now that you have rid your lives of such turmoil. I am in the midst of all of it right now and CANT STAND IT!!!! I miss who I used to be, strong, witty and smart. I am now dependent on any emails or texts from him, wondering where I fit into his life and what the next day will bring.
Im going to strive for the freedom that all of you have and hope that I can get there SOON!!!
Thanks for these posts and keep em coming so I can see where I need to be and why I need to get my life back.
Funny thread.
spread canned dog food all over me and run wild in a dog kennel... dogs loose.
for hairy men: they would rather have their hairy back waxed by an old man in s and m clothing.
Bumping because it's FUNNY!
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