Things That Would Be a Better Idea Than

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Things That Would Be a Better Idea Than
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Sat, 01-09-2010 - 5:56pm

Things That Would Be a Better Idea Than Breaking NC:

Poking your eyeball with a tweezer

Having the ear wax burned out of your ears (someone i know actually did this)

Cleaning the litter after the cat had diarrhea

Any more?

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Registered: 04-04-2005
Sun, 01-10-2010 - 12:18am
Having the Cat use your Hemorrhoids as a scratching post.
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Registered: 12-11-2009
Mon, 01-11-2010 - 9:29pm

1) Drinking from a gas pump


2) Sticking hot pokers in my eyes


3) Lighting yourself my fire


4) Spending a week with my mother-in-law


5) Biting down on a rotted peanut M&M


6) Listening to AC/DC with a migraine


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Registered: 08-18-2008
Mon, 01-11-2010 - 11:08pm

Hi All,


It would be better too:


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Whether you think you can or you think you can't you are probably right. A parrot can repeat what it has learned but the mark of true intelligence is applying what is learned.

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Registered: 12-07-2009
Tue, 01-12-2010 - 7:28am

(((Free))


You totally crack me up! If anything, your sense of humor is going to get you through this. ;-)


((Hugs))

~ Iddy~

   ~Iddy~ 


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Registered: 08-27-2008
Tue, 01-12-2010 - 7:46am

LOL GOOD THREAD


Mine isnt as harsh as some of the response. I had this same thought this weekend when XAP popped into my head and I thought what would be a better idea than.....


So my son and I made a Carmel apple pie from scratch.....oh yes much much better than breaking NC.The pie lasted 1 day around my house.

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Registered: 09-25-2006
Tue, 01-12-2010 - 12:59pm

I'D RATHER:


Onward and upward.
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Registered: 04-20-2009
Tue, 01-12-2010 - 1:23pm

waxing my bikini area with duct tape... in public

get a 14-hour-a-day job squeezing dog's anal glands

volunteer to cut old men's toenails

go to a new age religion retreat with my con-man brother-in-law

remarry my first husband

dress like a giant, slow seal and swim off the cost of Baja at dawn.

get a 1979 style home perm

(or, worse! have a conference call with H, AP, and AP's W to discuss why I think I'm entitled to f*ck them all over because I'm just so darn 'special' and whine about, 'yeah, but what about MY needs!!?' wah, wah, wah!!")

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Registered: 11-04-2009
Wed, 01-13-2010 - 6:48pm

Dee,


You made me smile and that is something that I havent done much of in the last month. I have been trying to wrap my mind around this whole NC thing and get the strength to do it. I can see how free all of you are now that you have rid your lives of such turmoil. I am in the midst of all of it right now and CANT STAND IT!!!! I miss who I used to be, strong, witty and smart. I am now dependent on any emails or texts from him, wondering where I fit into his life and what the next day will bring.


Im going to strive for the freedom that all of you have and hope that I can get there SOON!!!


Thanks for these posts and keep em coming so I can see where I need to be and why I need to get my life back.

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Registered: 05-18-2007
Wed, 01-13-2010 - 8:48pm

Funny thread.


spread canned dog food all over me and run wild in a dog kennel... dogs loose.


for hairy men: they would rather have their hairy back waxed by an old man in s and m clothing.

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Registered: 04-20-2009
Thu, 06-02-2011 - 8:46pm

Bumping because it's FUNNY!

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